An old guy just rang in a panic saying that a guy with an indian accent rang claiming to be from Microsoft
and that his PC was at risk.
He walked him through downloading a nasty little virus to take control of his PC
and then called back while I was there to get the Bank details for payment....

I had a little fun with the bastard until finally telling him the Feds were tracing the line....of course they weren't
but he hung up pretty damn quick

WARN YOUR EASILY SWAYED FRIENDS AND FAMILY NOW!!!!!