Have you seen this man???

Post by **icebreaker** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 7:01 am

Last seen terrorising the women of Philip Island...

It's a hard face to remember, so chances are you won't remember him... But if anyone's seen him reward offered.... in the form of CC and Cola..

Please listen out for this man http://www.ksrc-au.com/signatures/chef1.wav

Stace · Post by **Stace** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 12:15 pm

I think i may have seen him departing the Island some time Monday morning. Only other time i saw him 2 chicks were playing with his NIPPLES. Apparently "ZA ARE VERY SENSITIVE YA YA BORT BORT"

Lars · Post by **Lars** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 3:34 pm

L O I am Lars from Sveeden.

Zer haff been some posts zaying zat I am liking ze nipple licking and uzzer sings like zat und I feel it iz time to zet ze record straight.

Ze truce iz zat I am really just being zer goot samaratan und helping out zum lost peoples.

Haff a look at zeez photos if you don't believe me hurdy gurdy bort bort...

Lars · Post by **Lars** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 3:36 pm

So ezz you can zee, I em just ze gut zamaratan...not ze zexuall deviant who iz liking ze nipple likking und ze LarsLuvving vis ze moguls und ze firevorks und porn bort bort

Gosling1 · Post by **Gosling1** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 10:17 pm

Lars, itz flaps *up* mate, :shock:

not wiv ze flapz *down* ergen bergen husqwarna saab borky bork

gray_rm · Post by **gray_rm** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 2:18 pm

Just out of interest, where, in that photo of "LarsLostGirls" does the chick on the far right hide all her internal organs? Is she 3" wide? What the :shock:

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Stereo · Post by **Stereo** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 2:30 pm

gray_rm wrote:Just out of interest, where, in that photo of "LarsLostGirls" does the chick on the far right hide all her internal organs? Is she 3" wide? What the ?

yeah......... what he said!

Post by **MadKaw** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 4:31 pm

Stereo wrote:
gray_rm wrote:Just out of interest, where, in that photo of "LarsLostGirls" does the chick on the far right hide all her internal organs? Is she 3" wide? What the ?

yeah......... what he said!

What you both said, We almost missed her when she walked past..

If Lars Penizmall was a little bigger he could have broken her in half... or not..

Stace · Post by **Stace** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 5:52 pm

MadKaw wrote:
Stereo wrote:
gray_rm wrote:Just out of interest, where, in that photo of "LarsLostGirls" does the chick on the far right hide all her internal organs? Is she 3" wide? What the ?

yeah......... what he said!

What you both said, We almost missed her when she walked past..

If Lars Penizmall was a little bigger he could have broken her in half... or not..

Were you perving on Lars Dave???? Bloody pervert :twisted:

Nanna10r · Post by **Nanna10r** » Sat Mar 11, 2006 9:51 am

Hey Lars the Nieghbors from the park that arrived late wants to examine your AXE for DNA apparantly their daughter went missing Sunday night ?.

Ishki Bishky "chokalat Moos" bort bort bort.
Cheers Brett