How my Teeth got Out of Alignment

[slimey]

I was in the Texas Tavern last night, at the bar waiting for a beer when an ugly, big old sheila came up behind me and slapped me on the arse.

She said, ”Hey sexy, I dig old fat blokes – How about giving me your number?”

I looked at her and asked, ”Have you got a pen?”

She said, “I sure do!"

I replied, “Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you’re missing.”

......my dental surgery is on Monday.

[Stevojumps]