Harley qoutes

mark1 · Post by **mark1** » Sat Aug 24, 2013 9:17 am

Harley Davidson: The most efficient way to convert gasoline into noise without the side effects of horsepower.

'Fast' Harleys are only fast compared to stock Harleys.

smithy5 · Post by **smithy5** » Sat Aug 24, 2013 9:53 am

That's harsh...... 98% of Harleys ever built are still on the road

The other 2% made it home

bonester · Post by **bonester** » Sat Aug 24, 2013 3:24 pm

Q:What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?

A: The position of the dirtbag...

Q: What is the difference between a Harley and a tampon?

A: At least the tampon comes with a towrope....

mick_dundee · Post by **mick_dundee** » Sat Aug 24, 2013 3:37 pm

Buying a Harley is like buying McDonalds, would you like baffles with that?

Nelso · Post by **Nelso** » Sat Aug 24, 2013 4:58 pm

Harley Davidson: yesterday's technology at tomorrow's prices.

MAXUMIS · Post by **MAXUMIS** » Sat Aug 24, 2013 5:19 pm

Nelso wrote:Harley Davidson: yesterday's technology at tomorrow's prices.

LOl that's hard to beat ,Harley Davidson.For the try hard's that wished they were tough .

Gav · Post by **Gav** » Sun Aug 25, 2013 4:08 pm

Harley Davidson.Where you can get around with all the Harley Davidson gear on..Belt..shirt..boots..vest...and people still think you're a cock.

dickfaber · Post by **dickfaber** » Sun Aug 25, 2013 4:25 pm

nothing says 'mid life crisis' better than harley davidson

harley davidson, where custom means you can look like every other try hard cock

harley, from the land that time forgot

"so we're taking the harley?"
"corners, where we're going, we cant use corners!"

smithy5 · Post by **smithy5** » Sun Aug 25, 2013 4:58 pm

Gav wrote:Harley Davidson.Where you can get around with all the Harley Davidson gear on..Belt..shirt..boots..vest...and people still think you're a cock.

This guy is half cock and half awesome..............

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andyf · Post by **andyf** » Mon Aug 26, 2013 11:51 am

$30k for an anchor with no bloody boat

Tack · Post by **Tack** » Mon Aug 26, 2013 1:56 pm

Every Harley now comes with a ute. ( to tow it home when it brakes down)

Harleys' either have an oil leak or no oil in them.

Not many people know that the original Harley engine was used to drive water pumps which officially makes all Harleys farm implements. (However they are less reliables than a horse but they do have the same steering and brakes)

Gav · Post by **Gav** » Mon Aug 26, 2013 2:08 pm

smithy5 wrote:
Gav wrote:Harley Davidson.Where you can get around with all the Harley Davidson gear on..Belt..shirt..boots..vest...and people still think you're a cock.
This guy is half cock and half awesome..............
IMG_0777 - Copy.JPG

How you going growing the handlebar mow mate.

BrettZZR · Post by **BrettZZR** » Mon Aug 26, 2013 6:22 pm

I got my kid a toy Harley for Christmas. You wind it up and...

... it leaks oil for ten minutes!

(-8

kaneg · Post by **kaneg** » Tue Sep 10, 2013 1:04 pm

My favourite is the road sign which says:

SPEED LIMIT 70km/h
Harley riders, just do your best

Mitch · Post by **Mitch** » Thu Oct 03, 2013 7:16 am

What does a Harley and a cattle dog have in common?

They spend most of their life in the back of a ute!

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