Old by still worthy

[laidback]

A young lad on his first day as a salesman in a general store was haveing some trouble....

Listen son, said his much older tutor, you sit over there for a while and I'll show you how it's done.
An older lady came in and asked to see some perfume...
"Roses are red, violets are blue, this perfume is made just for you" said the older salesman,... and that was a sale.
There now son, you have a go...

Well a young lady walked up to the counter and asked for some Panty liners....
"UMMMM", long pause, "One minute miss, I'm busting for a piss, but I'll be back in a flash with sash for your gash."
No sale.

We better try again says the older gentleman...

A guy comes in and asks for some lawn seed.....
Oh says the salesman, "you'll need some fertilizer and some soil wetter"
Yes I guess I will, was the answer.
"And you'll need a good hose and a sprinkler"
Yes I will.
"Who will you get to mow the lawn, or can I interest you in a heavily discounted lawn mower."....................

Gee that was easy, says the young lad, my turn.

Next a young man walks up to the counter and asks for some Tampons....
"Do need a lawn mower", says the lad.
Why on earth do I need a lawn mower, asks the customer.
"Well it looks like your weekends fucked"

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I Braked hard but stil hit the car in front.
A cute little blonde got out and shouted
"ram me up the arse why don't you"?
And this, your Honour is where the confusion began.

Went to the doctors the other day and found out my new doctor is a young female doctor, drop dead gorgeous.
I was embarassed but she said " don't worry I'm a professional, I've seen it all before, just tell me what the problem is and I'll help you in any way I can".......
I said " I think my cock tastes funny".

[h.b.bear]

[Nelso]

The last one is a cracker.

[badruss]

[timmyrocks]

Haha that last ones a pisser haha