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Two boys were playing football in a Brisbane park when one of the boys was attacked by a savage Rottweiler.

Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped a board off a nearby fence, wedged it down the dog's collar and twisted, breaking the dog's neck.



A Courier Mail reporter heard about the incident and rushed over to interview the boy.


"Young Lions Fan Saves Friend from Vicious Animal," he wrote in his notebook.



“But I'm not a Lions fan," the little hero replied.



"Sorry, since we are in Brisbane, I just assumed you were," said the reporter, and he started again.



"Bronco's Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific Attack!" he jotted in his notebook.



"I'm not a Broncos fan either" the boy responded.



The reporter started again: "Maroons Supporter Risks Life In Heroic Rescue"



"I'm not a Maroons fan either!" the boy responded. "



"I assumed everyone in Brisbane was either for the Lions, Broncos or the Maroons. What team do you cheer for?" the reporter asked.



"We are both from Sydney and I'm a Blue's fan," the boy said.



The reporter started a new sheet in his notebook and wrote:

"Redneck Cockroach Little Bastard Vandalises Fence and Kills Beloved Family Pet." :kuda:
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BRING BACK SEIKO :roll:
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Seiko has a new welder...no time for jokes atm... :twisted:
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Give the guy a break at least having a go, :D
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So "YAPPA" is a reporter for the Courier Mail, ay ;) :lol: :lol:
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