How to put the spark back into your relationship.....

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How to put the spark back into your relationship.....

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There is nothing like the thrill of the wind in your hair and your chick on the back of your bike.



How to put the spark back into your relationship.....
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WTF! :shock:

I'm assuming the sparks are shopped in. I am wondering if he has made the proper adjustments to the suspension to counter the wieght of his pillion. :lol:
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dutchy wrote:WTF! :shock:

I'm assuming the sparks are shopped in. I am wondering if he has made the proper adjustments to the suspension to counter the wieght of his pillion. :lol:
I think its beyond the point of any suspension adjustments :shock: wouldnt take much to chuck a mono thou :lol:
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I may be a bit superficial, but in the interest of the health of my bike - I was going to say Id push her off but she wouldn't get near it in the first place!
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To get those sparks he would have to be going in reverse awfully fast :D
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seiko1 wrote:To get those sparks he would have to be going in reverse awfully fast :D
:lol: was just thinking that
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robracer wrote:
seiko1 wrote:To get those sparks he would have to be going in reverse awfully fast :D
:lol: was just thinking that
Hahah totally didn't pick up on that, still funny :)
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seiko1 wrote:To get those sparks he would have to be going in reverse awfully fast :D
And what do you know about fast :P
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Jonno wrote:
seiko1 wrote:To get those sparks he would have to be going in reverse awfully fast :D
And what do you know about fast :P
I'm fast at answering sms's...... ;)
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Your slow at sending the fukers...

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That poor bike would be hurtin
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Isn't there a load limit on bike sub frames? Something along the lines of 180kg? On the upside though, at least they're wearing sunnies. Don't want to hurt your eye's in the event of a fall :shock: :lol:
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dutchy wrote:WTF! :shock:

I'm assuming the sparks are shopped in. I am wondering if he has made the proper adjustments to the suspension to counter the wieght of his pillion. :lol:
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Internet dating, it is not all that it seems.

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