Victorian Car Drivers Are Worlds Worst!
Victorian Car Drivers Are Worlds Worst!
The intersection of High St and Coburns rd in Melton is probably Meltons largest intersection
in size and traffic flow. It is equiped with a large roundabout, which would be a great idea if.... and
this is a very large if; if Victorian Car drivers had more than a single brain cell in the cavity which
is otherwise a complete vacuum. And just as well that the cavity has this almost complete vaccum
because that is all that stops the guts of those Victorian car driver falling out of their huge
arseholes.
A driver actualy almost complety stopped in this round about in front of me and started to abuse me and the driver
beside me for what??? Being at the intersection. Words fail me.
300 metres later I was on the 2 lane High st in the right lane when one of those extra large 4 wheel drive
vehicles.... with smooth tyres for fvcking chr1st sake... in the left lane suddenly violently swerved left
toward the gutter????? Perhaps the driver saw KAWASAKI on the fuel tank and thought Faaaarrrrrrrk KAWASAKI.....
FROM JAPAN......... IT MUST BE RADIO-ACTIVE............... RUN AWAY????????? because their single brain cell
didnt realize that the Toyota Landcruiser they were driving was japanese as well............etc etc etc ad infinitum.
Better to be driving through Parramatta at peak period with no brakes
in size and traffic flow. It is equiped with a large roundabout, which would be a great idea if.... and
this is a very large if; if Victorian Car drivers had more than a single brain cell in the cavity which
is otherwise a complete vacuum. And just as well that the cavity has this almost complete vaccum
because that is all that stops the guts of those Victorian car driver falling out of their huge
arseholes.
A driver actualy almost complety stopped in this round about in front of me and started to abuse me and the driver
beside me for what??? Being at the intersection. Words fail me.
300 metres later I was on the 2 lane High st in the right lane when one of those extra large 4 wheel drive
vehicles.... with smooth tyres for fvcking chr1st sake... in the left lane suddenly violently swerved left
toward the gutter????? Perhaps the driver saw KAWASAKI on the fuel tank and thought Faaaarrrrrrrk KAWASAKI.....
FROM JAPAN......... IT MUST BE RADIO-ACTIVE............... RUN AWAY????????? because their single brain cell
didnt realize that the Toyota Landcruiser they were driving was japanese as well............etc etc etc ad infinitum.
Better to be driving through Parramatta at peak period with no brakes
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Victoria - The Fine State.


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I've lived in Adelaide, Perth, Melbourne & Sydney and rank them in that order worst to best. I have worked a lot in Brisvegas and rank them somewhere close to Perth, maybe slightly better. Melbourne drivers aren't good, but nowhere near the fuckwits in Adelaide.
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sorta the same for me....over the years its been -Strika wrote:I've lived in Adelaide, Perth, Melbourne & Sydney and rank them in that order worst to best. I have worked a lot in Brisvegas and rank them somewhere close to Perth, maybe slightly better. Melbourne drivers aren't good, but nowhere near the fuckwits in Adelaide.
Brisvegas Adelaide Sydney and (of course mostly) Melbourne
and the motor vehicle occupants (aka sometimes cage drivers) are ranked worst in that order
most recently (just before Easter) I saw a driver make a deliberate turn and drive down Ann st the Valley in Brisvegas the WRONG WAY
while eating his cereal outta of a bowl...ok it was only 7.00 am but it still blew me away

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I have to agree with the Adelaide drivers being the worst, I lived in all the other States
and this palce has the fucking stupidest in the land!
Every day, and I mean EVERY day, I watch the dumbasses turn right from the left lane on a two lane roundabout
Occasionally I indicate to turn left from the right lane just for shit's and giggles, they slam on the anchors in panic
and it still doesn't occur to the fuckheads that they are doing it wrong because you see the
same dick doing the same thing the very next evening
and this palce has the fucking stupidest in the land!

Every day, and I mean EVERY day, I watch the dumbasses turn right from the left lane on a two lane roundabout

Occasionally I indicate to turn left from the right lane just for shit's and giggles, they slam on the anchors in panic
and it still doesn't occur to the fuckheads that they are doing it wrong because you see the
same dick doing the same thing the very next evening

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Mate, your problem isn't victorian drivers. It was that you were in melton, that's a different breed together..
Having grown up there myself and knowing that peice of road you're talking about It's not unusual for tards to drive their weapons of mass destruction into things.
I lived on the corner of station n barries road for 18 years I couldn't tell you the amount of times people drove through the round about or even worse, through our fence.
Having grown up there myself and knowing that peice of road you're talking about It's not unusual for tards to drive their weapons of mass destruction into things.
I lived on the corner of station n barries road for 18 years I couldn't tell you the amount of times people drove through the round about or even worse, through our fence.
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I'd like to transcend State barriers and nominate Taxi Drivers as the worst group of anything on the road. FFS they do this shit for a living and they're still crap at it
, where does anyone have a job like that????????
I actually don't mind getting around Brisbane, although you do get the odd Yokel.
I don't find Melbourne too bad in the main but when I have seen bad shit it's been really stupid.
What I do like about Adelaide is that people still flash their high beams when theres a cop about. Noone in Sydney ever does that anymore.
What I hate about Sydney? There are too many drivers who can't merge on and off Motorways at the speed limit and they have no concept of keeping left once they're on them.

I actually don't mind getting around Brisbane, although you do get the odd Yokel.
I don't find Melbourne too bad in the main but when I have seen bad shit it's been really stupid.
What I do like about Adelaide is that people still flash their high beams when theres a cop about. Noone in Sydney ever does that anymore.
What I hate about Sydney? There are too many drivers who can't merge on and off Motorways at the speed limit and they have no concept of keeping left once they're on them.
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i never know why merging must be done at 20kph either glen... it becomes harder and more hesitant when you slow down... i also agree with freeways, all too often when heading up the f3 its quickest to sit in the left lane while you watch a traffic jam form in the right lane 

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+1Glen wrote:I'd like to transcend State barriers and nominate Taxi Drivers as the worst group of anything on the road.
There's no other vehicles on the road that i tense up for ready to react to.Particularly when they are idling in the inside lane waiting patiently for a motorcyclist to come along so they can floor it and do a u -turn right in front of you.F#@kers! Pure evil they are

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I see your Taxi Drivers and raise you Camry Drivers...Glen wrote:I'd like to transcend State barriers and nominate Taxi Drivers as the worst group of anything on the road.
Much worse


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Oi, I've got a camry........
oh right, i also have two suzuki's
oh right, i also have two suzuki's

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Taxi drivers are up there, no doubt, but Victorian taxi drivers should be in the Guinness Book Of Records.
If they are not doing lethal U turns in the most bizzare manner and places they are raping their passengers....
and in Victoria a convicted rapist taxi driver gets to keep his taxi licence!
Victorian drivers are worlds worst. I rest my case.
Having said that; exceed the speed limmit by 5 kmh 5 times per year; wave bye bye to your ticket to ride.
If they are not doing lethal U turns in the most bizzare manner and places they are raping their passengers....
and in Victoria a convicted rapist taxi driver gets to keep his taxi licence!
Victorian drivers are worlds worst. I rest my case.
Having said that; exceed the speed limmit by 5 kmh 5 times per year; wave bye bye to your ticket to ride.
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Boys, I have lived and ridden in Melb.Perth, Adel, and Syd, nothing takes the cake from Bris or QLD. Trust me no-one up here knows how to get up in the morning let alone drive safely. QLD takes it for me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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From many years of driving all over aus...I don't think that you can nominate any particular category as worst.
There are many people driving in Aus that should never have got their licence.
B double drivers nearly running over a group of cars because he was watching road workers not obeying 80, 60, 40, prepare to stop and me throwing a stop bat at him and diving for cover...
Or the old Indian lady who drove past my stop bat even though I hit her windscreen with it...
probably had an international driving licence issued by Indian NRMA.
We all have many instances of such bad driving.
There are many people driving in Aus that should never have got their licence.

B double drivers nearly running over a group of cars because he was watching road workers not obeying 80, 60, 40, prepare to stop and me throwing a stop bat at him and diving for cover...
Or the old Indian lady who drove past my stop bat even though I hit her windscreen with it...

We all have many instances of such bad driving.
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....and clearly from your avatar we all have many instances of bad hair cuts 

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