It was Fun on FB

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Post by seiko1 »

My fine was $712.50


This is fun to do. Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. NOTE fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it.

Smoked weed -- $10

Did acid or pills -- $5

Ever had sex at church -- $25

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40 Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo etc -- $25

Had sex for money -- $100

Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20

Vandalized something -- $20

Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10

Beat up someone -- $20

Been jumped -- $10

Cross dressed -- $10

Given money to stripper -- $25

Been in love with a stripper -- $20

Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10

Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15

Ever drive and drank -- $20

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50

Used toys while having sex -- $30

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20

Went skinny dipping -- $5

Had sex in a pool -- $20

Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20

Cheated on your significant other -- $10

Masturbated -- $10

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20

Done oral -- $5

Got oral -- $5

Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- $25

Stole something -- $10

Had sex with someone in jail -- $25

Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- $15

Had a threesome -- $50

Had sex in public -- $20

Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25

Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- $20

Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20

Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) $25--

Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25

Went streaking -- $5

Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15

Been arrested -- $5

Spent time in jail -- $15

Pissed in the pool -- $0.50

Played spin the bottle -- $5

Done something you regret -- $20

Had sex with your best friend -- $20

Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25

Had anal sex -- $80

Lied to your mate -- $5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

Tally it up and post it here as: "My Fine Is..."
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Post by Disco »

You pissed in a pool you dirty bastard :lol:
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Post by P4nza »

My fine is $505.5...

Steve u must be sick!!! :P :lol: :lol: :kuda: :kuda:
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Post by h.b.bear »

225.05 yeah i pissed in the pool to :D
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Post by laidback »

Ain't goin there...I've had more time to do this shit than most of you... :shock:
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Post by Disco »

h.b.bear wrote:225.05 yeah i pissed in the pool to :D
Glad your not an accountant then :lol:
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Post by waynemorgan »

Mines $355 :lol:

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$535 Image
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yeah right section for the thread, still a cairns knucklehead aye but
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Post by Blurr »

Fark 770.60 :shock:

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so much fun on facebook so I hear :lol:
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445 - I must have led a sheltered life :oops:
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Post by ty »

photomike666 wrote:445 - I must have led a sheltered life :oops:
pffft - $205
(maybe I shouldn't have said)
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Post by h.b.bear »

Disco wrote:
h.b.bear wrote:225.05 yeah i pissed in the pool to :D
Glad your not an accountant then :lol:
woops pressed the wright keys but wrong way 225.50 :oops:
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Post by Cath »

$680 :lol:

Who on earth would have sex in their parents bed???? gross
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