Charlie Sheen Quotes
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Charlie Sheen Quotes
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Which are your favourite Charlie Sheen quotes over the last few days, he has been absolutely on fire.
I think my favourate one is: “I’m tired of pretending like I’m not special. I’m tired of pretending like I’m not bitchin’, a total freakin’ rock star from Mars."
A few other standouts are also:
“I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”
“I got magic and I’ve got poetry in my fingertips, you know, most of the time, and this includes naps. I’m an F-18, bro.”
Which are your favourite Charlie Sheen quotes over the last few days, he has been absolutely on fire.
I think my favourate one is: “I’m tired of pretending like I’m not special. I’m tired of pretending like I’m not bitchin’, a total freakin’ rock star from Mars."
A few other standouts are also:
“I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”
“I got magic and I’ve got poetry in my fingertips, you know, most of the time, and this includes naps. I’m an F-18, bro.”
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I think somebody is a little drunk on himself....and it aint Mikey84 for once
But I still love Charlie....Ultimate Bad Boy

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Why - because he is my new inspiration for being awesome and soaring like an eagle!
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What;s he done to be a bad boy, f*cked a few sluts and taken a sh1t load of drugs, what uni student hasn't done thatseiko1 wrote: But I still love Charlie....Ultimate Bad Boy

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How many uni students can afford $25K worth of coke for a single party as well as share a bed with a porn star and another hot woman of very questionable morals??matt1414 wrote:What;s he done to be a bad boy, f*cked a few sluts and taken a sh1t load of drugs, what uni student hasn't done thatseiko1 wrote: But I still love Charlie....Ultimate Bad Boy
Charlie Sheen does in one afternoon what the best uni students can manage in a lifetime.
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And that is just the afternoon.....ZXR750 wrote: How many uni students can afford $25K worth of coke for a single party as well as share a bed with a porn star and another hot woman of very questionable morals??
Charlie Sheen does in one afternoon what the best uni students can manage in a lifetime.
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the question you have to ask ypurself is if you had the amount of money and shit he has would you do the same??????




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Absolutely, but it's all relative. Him dropping 100k on some coke and hookers for the night when he was earning more tham a mill an episode is like us spending $10 for the night. And I spend a hell of alot more than that when I go out on the town. So the way I look at it Charlie has some catchin up to do loltimmyrocks wrote:the question you have to ask ypurself is if you had the amount of money and shit he has would you do the same??????
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beside the drugs
fuck hes got a good life




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matt1414 wrote:Absolutely, but it's all relative. Him dropping 100k on some coke and hookers for the night when he was earning more tham a mill an episode is like us spending $10 for the night. And I spend a hell of alot more than that when I go out on the town. So the way I look at it Charlie has some catchin up to do loltimmyrocks wrote:the question you have to ask ypurself is if you had the amount of money and shit he has would you do the same??????
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Haha I didn't see it that way, I'm going to contact a current affair and tell them about my boozy nights

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"I'm not Bi-Polar, I'm Bi-Winning"
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How much coke did Charlie Sheen snort?
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Having a" Sheen dinner"... he is gone to the lala land atm.
Hopefully he can pull out of it before he becomes another fallen celeb meaning a dead one
Hopefully he can pull out of it before he becomes another fallen celeb meaning a dead one
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Just saw a great fagebook group - "Going out for a quiet drink and coming home completely Charlie Sheened"
Also dont know who has seen this... Apparently talks are on to get him back for Two and a Half Men
http://www.theage.com.au/entertainment/ ... 1c491.html
Also dont know who has seen this... Apparently talks are on to get him back for Two and a Half Men
http://www.theage.com.au/entertainment/ ... 1c491.html
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