Such a bad joke, had to share it

missd · Post by **missd** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 9:47 pm

Today's word is................. Fluctuations

I will never hear or see this word again without thinking of this joke.

I was at my bank today; there was a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated . . .. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"

The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too"

P4nza · Post by **P4nza** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:01 pm

seiko1 · Post by **seiko1** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:13 pm

I'm dobbin

Jonno · Post by **Jonno** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:46 pm

took a few seconds

red_dave · Post by **red_dave** » Wed Feb 02, 2011 10:40 am

The Italian guy says: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest olive oil,
then we made passionate love and I made her scream, non stop for five minutes."

The Frenchman says: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with special aphrodisiac oil,
and then we made passionate love. I made her scream for fifteen minutes straight."

The Australian guy says: That's nothing.
Last night I massaged my wife all over Her body with a special butter.
I caressed her entire body with the butter, and then made love and I made her scream for two long hours."

The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, asked, "Two hours? phenomenal!

How did you do it to make her scream for two hours?"

The Aussie: "I wiped my hands on the curtains."

shinya56 · Post by **shinya56** » Wed Feb 02, 2011 4:46 pm

always a happy ending!!!

Post by **robracer** » Wed Feb 02, 2011 5:13 pm

Works for me

kevindinho · Post by **kevindinho** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 12:17 am

HAHAHAHA

matt1414 · Post by **matt1414** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 8:10 am

That's not the only thing I wipe on the curtain that makes her scream

Possum · Post by **Possum** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 3:29 pm

Geez, You guys live on the edge

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