Meaty Bites

[laidback]

I've got 2 dogs. I bought a large bag of Meaty Bites at Coles and was standing in line at the check-out.


A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.


On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Meaty Bites Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in
the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 25 kgs before I woke in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my
orifices and IV's in both arms.


I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Meaty Bites
and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.


I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who
was behind her.


Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned by the food.
I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the middle of the road licking my dick and a car hit me.


I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.


Stupid bitch...why else would I buy dog food??

[ZZRCHIKKY]

bahahahahaha pmsl too funny !!!!!

[Jonno]

[Reedy]

hahahahaha.

[greg]

I always knew you were a bitch

[Strika]

Fucking tears! Rolling down my face! Well timed!!!

[Mikey84]

Fucking tears! Rolling down my face! Well timed!!!

same here! what a bloody pisser!!

[smithy5]