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My Point Exactly

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An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up.

The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said , 'Things are great and I've never felt better.'
I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. 'So what do you think about that Doc ?'

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story.
'I have an older friend , much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season.' One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry , he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. ''As he ventured into the bush, he came across a very large Sow. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the beast.

Out of habit he raised his cane , aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'.
'Miraculously , two shots rang out and the Sow fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that ?' asked the doctor.

The 86-year-old said , 'Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that bitch.

The doctor replied , 'My point exactly.'
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Gold!!! :kuda:
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Lol :lol:

You don't read The Picture Mag by chance ?? :roll:
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WELDO wrote:Lol :lol:

You don't read The Picture Mag by chance ?? :roll:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Nah, just look at the pictures :lol: ....... I got it sent to me by email.
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