Painted gas tank
Painted gas tank
I was riding last weekend in the mountains above SLC, Utah and passed a parked Highway Patrol car at an indicated 150 mph. I saw him pull out but no red lights so I did not reduce my speed. Long story short: as I ride there all the time and have been marked, (maybe) I painted my M/C a fine colour of green, (I think) to confuse the HP. Anyway I've enclosed a picture of my dumb ass and my newly painted M/C for your approval or disaproval for your pleasure. And if you don't like the colours fuck off and have another J. B.
Well I guess the file of the picture is tooooo big so when I sober up I will post it as my limited brain power is inhibiting my ability to have sex with my dog.
Well I guess the file of the picture is tooooo big so when I sober up I will post it as my limited brain power is inhibiting my ability to have sex with my dog.
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Re: Painted gas tank
Che wrote:What kinda dog?



I don't like the term insane - I prefer mentally hilarious!
Re: Painted gas tank
Bet ya its a Kelpie...they must be the randyest dogs ever cause every dog that not a pure breed "has a bit of Kelpie in it"Che wrote:What kinda dog?

BTW, I have a Border Collie / Kelpie cross

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Pics or it didn't happenoldman wrote: when I sober up I will post it as my limited brain power is inhibiting my ability to have sex with my dog.

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Picky fuckers, I included a picture of myself, you lucky fuckers I bet you look worse than me and I'm 65 years this Novemberrobracer wrote:Pics or it didn't happenoldman wrote: when I sober up I will post it as my limited brain power is inhibiting my ability to have sex with my dog.
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That looks more like a Zeddy than a dog
Where's the dog sex pic




Where's the dog sex pic



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Hold up Smithy... Needs to wait a bit for the viagra to kick in!smithy5 wrote:That looks more like a Zeddy than a dog![]()
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Hey smithy ....... I can pm ya some MP to tide you over till oldman gets back.smithy5 wrote:That looks more like a Zeddy than a dog![]()
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Put it away Ron6maniac wrote:Hey smithy ....... I can pm ya some MP to tide you over till oldman gets back.smithy5 wrote:That looks more like a Zeddy than a dog![]()
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....................aaaaaaa................. nope......................i'll pass6maniac wrote:Hey smithy ....... I can pm ya some MP to tide you over till oldman gets back.


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Wuss !! 

I've spent over 40 years of my life riding bikes .... the rest of it, I wasted ..
If it's got wheels or tits, it's gonna give you trouble !
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Re: Painted gas tank
I got 2 dogs, and if ya rub em under the chin they will let ya do anything
As for the bike umm nice i spose??
What about your helmet and gear or did ya paint that too???


As for the bike umm nice i spose??
What about your helmet and gear or did ya paint that too???

