Pussy whipped, do i need help?

[Wattie]

yes....

the time has arrived i think i am pussy whipped.

Today the wifey and i were driving along, eating macca's.

yes i know im on a diet.

but i was eating my crispy chicken burger, and she got a side of 6 chicken nuggets.

i had to nibble all the batter off the chicken nuggets as the Mrs was driving.

She doesnt like the batter, so here i am eating the healthiest part of the chcken nuggets.

yep. Pussy whipped.


I had to feed the de-battered nuggets to her while michelle was drving.














"SHE" is Michelles Ginger cat called Amber...

[robracer]

Mate get a life

[Poyda]

Yes, for a number of reasons.

1. You weren't driving
2 You were feeding her cat

HTFU

[Glen]

Can you eat the batter off my deep fried Mars bar bitch

HTFU big fella... I don't see Gobert doing this.

[photomike666]

If you don't feed the pussy, you won't stroke the pussy - means to an end

[Reedy]

bum sex is the answer.

lube her up with a few glasses of wine then stick it in her ass. Reclaim the throne. She'll respect you a whole lot more after you've dominated her ass.

[Reedy]

i wouldnt recommend the same for the cat but i guess you could give it a try

[tim]

Thread of the year!

[fireyrob]

We've found the KSRC Gimp

[Blurr]

nahhhh I know first hand that, that cat will fark you up if you dont give it what it wants.

[Wattie]

she showed her gratitude by shitting in her travel box when we got to Nowra

she did the rest of the trip on the back seat

[seiko1]

OMG
The new Wattie.......

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[hoffy]

Watt, you are probably the *Most* pussy whipped person I know....I mean hell, she wouldn't even let you get a cool bike, so you had to settle for a Gumby..

[waynemorgan]

This thread is hilarious

[smithy5]

Pussy whipped Fanny smacked Testicles in a vice Your life is over. Just pass your bike onto someone who is allowed to ride it and RIP your poor unfortunate soul.






































or get a divorce and enjoy