MATTY THE SHARK

[smithy5]

1. The NRL has cleared Matty of any misconduct as the Kiwi girl at the centre of the sex scandal admitted she was unaware of the interchange rule.

2. The Kiwi women should have just layed there still............
Everyone knows thrashing about screaming only attracts more Sharks....

3. I finally understand the words to the Kiwi Haka now..
For years I wondered what Come Matty Come Matty meant.....

[Gazza]

There is also a cancer scare throught the cronulla team of 02,
the concern is due to them all apparently having an ugly mole
on the end of their dick's!

[myk1979]

Andrew Johns may have been the better all round player but Matty was better at putting his team mates into holes.

They just found out the name of the girl that the sharks had sexual experiences with, it's Joyce Mayne......get what you want now and don't pay a thing for 7 years!

A recent study shows that the sharks are getting bigger crowds to their gangbangs than at a home game!

and the list goes on..........

[marksesh]

I must say as a sharks fan I'm amused.

[ZX9erguy]

As a sharks fan... The players back then could work well as a team.. Now we cant even win a game. Imagine if it was this years team in that room. No one would have known what was goin on nothing would have been safe. Atleast the team from seven years ago could string a set of six together!!

[ZX9erguy]

Quote from NZ police...
"When we first heard about an incident involving 10 men and a female we werent overly worried until we found out where it had happened to which our senior detective begged the interesting question..."since when were sheep allowed in motels?"

[Jonno]

Footy clubs are footy clubs, we all have done shite but never have we taken advantage of a lone woman, well not in my time anyway. Damn we went to the wrong pub. Seriously, as MATES we wouldnt let happen.

Idiots, they should have kept to the time honoured tradtion..... Safest bet is sheep...They never complain or lodge police reports fer farks sake..and always back up at cliffs..

All those Johnses have really proved is that drugs are really good to make $$$$$$$ as a big league star, short cut to success, pump this into ya kiddo you will be a superstar, and now we have the shiney example of his brother.......... and there ya go kids

They only stand up once caught

No hero there.

Why didnt he do what he did 7 years ago FFS and still be a commentator?

Me finx he thinks he got away with it