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Ikea take over GM

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Ikea has announced their takeover of GM...

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And the best bit is you put it all together with one allen key.
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1 day late mate :lol:
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$50 posted :P I will take 2 pleeeease
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Bogan wrote:And the best bit is you put it all together with one allen key.
And the one allen key you need is a different size to the one they supplied
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Dont forget the cheaply written instruction manual that hardly explains anything! :kuda:
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Lars would have that sorted in a couple of borty bort borts , and one Fluffy Bunny .
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It looks like the blister pack that comes with the remote control Tamiya cars.
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There's no way i'm going to start something like that when there's clearly stuff missing or wrong!

There are 2 tappet bolts, a timing cover gasket and rear middle seat belt anchor bolt missing, the ball joints are off the previous model and wont fit these lower control arms, not to mention it looks like a bloody VW Golf! :roll:
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bloody VW Golf!

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nah its a golf, the black strip along the doors is the giveaway, along with the rear profile and the door handles XXarcade.gif
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hehe :kuda: i want one,,,, anyone wanna spanner week, hrm month :lol:
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red_dave wrote:There's no way i'm going to start something like that when there's clearly stuff missing or wrong!

There are 2 tappet bolts, a timing cover gasket and rear middle seat belt anchor bolt missing, the ball joints are off the previous model and wont fit these lower control arms, not to mention it looks like a bloody VW Golf! :roll:
Well Ikea is Swedish for 1 "piece missing"
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