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This is what happens when the hotel double books the Bodybuilders and Hairdressers Xmas Party !!

To be avoided at all costs !!!

(what *were* some of these retards thinking ??)

:lol: :lol: :lol:











First cab off the rank is

BLUE STEEL - IF I STARE AT THE CAMERA HARD ENOUGH, MY RETINA'S WILL FALL OUT

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BLUE STEEL CONTINUED - WITH SOME HELP FROM FRANKENSTEIN AND A GAY BLADE

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GEL ME UP ARNIE

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TANNED HEDGEHOGS - LOOKIN' FOR SOME LOVIN'

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JOHNNO - THIS IS WHY YOU MUST STOP WEARING LAVENDER !!!

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WE'RE TOO SEXY - FOR OUR HAIR GEL - NOT !!

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OH NO - IT'S THE MAN-POUT !!

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YET AGAIN !!

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HE STILL THINKS IT LOOKS COOL - WHAT A KNOB-JOCKEY

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BUT WAIT.........THERE'S MORE

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OOMPA LOOMP'AS AND VAMPIRES *CAN* BE FRIENDS

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WARNING - EXTREME TANNING ALERT !!

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HAIR...TOO...HEAVY - CAN'T...HOLD...UP...HEAD

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IS THIS A RECIPE FOR PICKING UP OR WHAT ? HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING ORANGE !!!

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I AM VERY RARELY SPEECHLESS - THIS IS ONE OF THOSE MOMENTS......

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8-)
".....shut the gate on this one Maxie......it's the ducks guts !!............."
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I'm sure they weren't thinking much. Didn't you know that hair gel is like arsenic for the brain?
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From Conroy's Gap to Castlereagh,
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Where da fark do ya get 'em, Gos ? new_rofl.gif :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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lifeofcrimeguy wrote:I'm sure they weren't thinking much. Didn't you know that hair gel is like arsenic for the brain?
Thats a good thing then ;)
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Dude I'm worried about you looking at pics of *GAY* men..... :shock:
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:lol: :lol: man i think they ahve never heard of the product we like to call sun screen.
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It was definetely tan in a bottle though. I'm sure they deliberately did that part to look like idiots.
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From Walgett to the sea,
From Conroy's Gap to Castlereagh,
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ARGHHHHHHHH MY EYESSSSSSSS crybaby2.gif new_blowingup.gif new_microwave.gif
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Geez Gos, if you get that bored try this http://www.getphpbb.com/phpbb/index.php ... =2strokers
Or ring Stace for some cheap phone sex , but just stop looking at eyebrow plucking morons .
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Now I know why I like bikers........ :roll:

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:lol: totally Ghey
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bonester wrote:Dude I'm worried about you looking at pics of *GAY* men..... :shock:
:lol: :lol: :lol: your arse is safe with me buddy !!

it was an email I got last week......and apparently that little JuniorGuido and his 2 brothers ( the wankers with the 'Man-Pout'), well the little fellah is called Joey Porsche, and is a bit of a legend.......Douchebag.

google Joey Porsche and you'll see the story - he kept the rabid hounds on Advrider amused for several weeks some time ago !!

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Don't ppl smile anymore thats some funny sh*t :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Gah, this shit is wrong, totally wrong.
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Some things just can't be unseen...

Mick :shock:
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