Slipped in the bathroom.

[Skullenton Punx]

A pretty blonde hoped out of the shower one morning and as she reached for the towel she slipped on the wet floor.
One leg went one way and the other in the opposite direction and before she knew it she was stuck to the floor.
Try as she might to pull herself up, the suction was to great and she remained stuck to the floor...

She screamed out for her husband to come help, and when he sauntered in he found that with all his strength she remained stuck where she was.

"Hang on a sec darl, I'll go get me mate next door. Surely with two of us we can get you up quick smart".

A few minutes later the two men come in and made another feebled attempt to get his naked wife off the floor.

His neighbour declared, "I'll run next door and grab my hammer, we can smash the tile under her and break the seal. She'll come straight up then"

"Great idea! It'll work for sure" her husband cried out.
"While your off getting a hammer, I'll nibble her ear and rub her nipples."

The neighbour looked puzzled for a second before asking "How come?"

The husband promptly replied..."If I get her wet enough, we might be able to slide her into the kitchen where the tiles are cheaper!"

[mick_dundee]

Classic!!

[z900/zx9]

Good one dude

[Del]

hahahhaha nice one!