I'm thinking of adopting..

[MadKaw]

From: Ms Stella Moroba to you.

Dearest One,

REQUEST TO BE MY GUARDIAN AND THEN HELP ME TO COME OVER YOUR COUNTRY:

Good day and how are you today? I hope fine? After going through your profile,
permit me to inform you of my desire of asking you to be a guardian or foster parent to me and then help me out in what i am about to tell you. I know this may sound strange to you , receiving a mail from an unknown person, but my condition has forced me to do that.

I'm Ms.Stella Moroba 19 years old,the only daughter of Late Mr. & Mrs. Timothy A. Moroba my father was a very wealthy cocoa merchant here in Abidjan, the economic capital of Cote D'Ivoire. He was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their outings on a business trip,my mother died when i was a baby.

Before the death of my father on April. 2006 in a private hospital here in Abidjan, he secretly
called me by his bed side and told me that he has the sum of Two million Five hundred thousand United State Dollars USD ($2.5million) deposited in a suspense account in one of the big banks here in Abidjan.

He then strongly advised me not to seek for assistance in the investment of the money from his lawyer nor any of his friend here but to seek for a foreign partner from a country of my choice (outside our country,Cote D'Ivoire) that will assist me in the wise investment of the money.I have since left the money in the bank with the view of my making use of it for investment purposes after my education carrier here. But as you may be already aware by now, our country (Cote D' Ivoire) is presently at political crises. Rebels have already taken over the whole Northern part of the country and making efforts towards to capture the commercial center of the country, Abidjan, where i am now.

For this ugly development in this country, i have now decided to take quick actions and have this money transferred out of this country before it is too late for me in doing that. I now want to transfer it out and use it for investment purpose like real estate management or hotel
management. Because of this i am honorably seeking your assistance in the following ways:

(1) To serve as a guardian to me and then assist me transfer the money into your bank account. (2) To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my education and then settle there parmanently. If you accept to stand as my guardian or foster parent to me, i need not discuss on any percentage with you as you have to see the whole money as yours and then assist me invest it. But if you still want a percentage, i am willing to offer you, 30 % of the total money as compensation for your assistance. Please tell me if you feel the percentage i offered is not ok by you.As soon as i receive your concrete assurance to assist me with my proposal and also your full contact address/phone number, i will then give the bank your contact information and then tell them to transfer the money into your account as i want to come over to stay with you parmanently.

The bank will then contact you and communicate with you on the transfer. You shall then be giving me information on when the transfer will be over.I shall also send my pictures to you and shall also need yours own too. No matter what your decision may turn out to be, please i beg you to keep this highly secret for my safety, as i believe that those people that killed my Daddy are still after me.

Please reply me through this my private email box: (stella4_moroba@yahoo.com" target="_blank ) or you can as well call me through my number+22509428599 for more explaination regarding my situation here.

Thanks and God bless you .
Best regards,
Ms.Stella Moroba
Email:stella4_moroba@yahoo.com

[Ratmick]

If she's not fussy she can come live here, the house is mid-renovation, maybe she could help out .

[Neka79]

i'd want pics 1st... what if shes a bushpig??

[Frosty]

Ive seen that same letter a couple of years ogo.

[ty]

i'd want pics 1st... what if shes a bushpig??

what does that matter? USD2.5 Million....

[Neka79]

i'd want pics 1st... what if shes a bushpig??

what does that matter? USD2.5 Million....

well i spose if shes fat i could still adopt her..she'd better have a GREAT personallity tho

[Nanna10r]

Can she Polish ?.

[mick_dundee]

Can she Polish ?.

No mention at all of Poland in the email Ponti so probably not

Which cocoa is the question too, the legal chocolate variety or the Colombian kind? If the latter then she comes with hidden extras, business sideline perhaps Dave?

[craig]

now if you please send us the details of your bank accounts so we can transfer the money to you ......yada yada yada ........

to fascilitate this transaction we request that you forward x amount (of your money) to the stated account to cover accountancy fees and transfers yada yada yada...........come in spinner...........
a la nairobi scams a few years back.............and that other well publicied clown who got cleaned out by the internet love of his life and her african mates recently

wonder how many others got the letter...........i've had the nairobi scam and another from holland relating to massive lottery wins in the last six years

but put my name forward as an investment adiser....if i can set up a dodgy company with a shit load of directors who all live in intensive aged care ,all monies are transfered to my account with no encumbent fees.....and i 'll adopt anyone..... know that sounds to good to be true
and it probably is

[Glen]

Makes perfect sense. My father says don't trust our lawyer or any of our friends, but random strangers in other countries are clearly trustworthy particulkarly with 2.5million USD.

Ummmmm we could do with a beer wench for the GP, and we could do with some help putting the tent up. Just shoot your bank account details through Dave I'm sure it'll be cool

[Smitty]

Debbie does.........


well anyway, just got this....

CONFIRMATION OF YOUR REF NO(QBH-7-12-19-33-9-65).
DEAR WINNER,
Following official publication of results of the E-mail electronic Online Sweepstakes
organized by the Eulottory corporation, the Slide circular award and the Heineken prizes in
conjunction with the foundation for the promotion of software products, (F.P.S.), held on
the 24th of September, 2007,in Brussels Belgium, Wherein your electrononic email address
emerged as one of the online winning emails in the 1st category,hence your email address was
attracted to a cash award of €1,000,000.00 Euros,We write to officially notify you of this
award and to advise you to contact the processing office immediately upon receipt of this
message for more information concerning the verification, processing and eventual payment of
the above prize to you.
(I) The file REFERENCE NUMBER (QBH-7-12-19-33-9-65),
(ii) Winning, Number BGD-21-7-2-28-37-19,
(iii)Batch Number DST-33-29-12-1-8-19
(v) Your Full Name & Telephone Number.
Note, all winning must be claimed not later than 10th of October 2007.
Please do contact the claim agents
Contact Person:Kemp Dunfield
TEL: 0032.484.203.293 or 01132.484.203.293
E-mail:eurosmilloto4@yahoos.de.de.de
Congratulations!!!

Sincerely.

Mrs. Deborah Pearce.
Promotions Coordinator.

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pity she's married
and a crook

thats if she is real

[Slow and wobbly]

Funny thing happened several years ago........
Was sharing a house with my father 8 years ago. He had gone away for the weekend and I saw an e-mail addressed to him with the header "Congratulations you have won". I dismissed it as spam and didn't think anything of it until the monday night when he read it. It was Legit and he had actualy won a BMW Z3 Roadster . He had bought some raffle tickets online to support some charity and it was a worldwide sweepstakes where they had a weekly draw of prizes leading up to a final draw on the millenium new year. It was known as "Millions 2000" and the grand prize was 20 million.
So to make a short story long he had to contact someone in Germany to claim his prize, Fairly easy realy just come and pick it up from the factory here in Germany! Bugger there was a catch. Nevermind there was an arrangement whereby he could have the car or $20 000 US. Obviously he opted for the cash. So they flew out one of the organizers and a camera crew from a european cable channel and handed him one of those big cardboard cheques. The cash has since gone to worthwhile causes but he still has the oversized cheque stuck up on the garage wall.

[mike-s]

The cash has since gone to worthwhile causes but he still has the oversized cheque stuck up on the garage wall.

Nice, oh and the initial reaction was similar to what Michelle had when she won the US trip. i.e. "wtf, you aren't bullshitting me are you?" "well i know your name and i did leave a voicemail on your phone to call me back with my name, and you DID enter that draw" her "oh yeah, so i did, *pause* woohoo!!"