Freud

[Slow and wobbly]

A man was sitting on a bus
>
> >looking ashamed. The man next to him noticed and
> >asked what the matter was.
> >
> > He said that when he went to buy the bus
> >ticket, the woman serving him had the most
> >unbelievable breasts, so he got flustered and asked
> >for two Pickets to Tittsburgh instead of Two tickets
> >to Pittsburgh.
> >
> > The man next to him laughed and said, ''Don't
> >worry about that. We all make Freudian slips. This
> >morning I was having breakfast with my wife. I meant
> >to say, 'Pass the salt,' but I accidently said, 'You
> >fucking bitch, you ruined my life.'"