A female dwarf goes to a doctor complaining of an embarrassing itch in
the groin area.
The doctor looks her up and down, picks her up and stands her on his
desk.
He lifts up her skirt and puts his head under. A little perplexed, she
hears snip, snip, snip, snip.
The doctor emerges from under her skirt.
"How's that?"
"Well, it's a lot better actually, but...........it's still there."
Undaunted, he dives back under her skirt. Snip, snip, snip, snip.
"How's that?" he asks again more confident.
"That's wonderful! What did you do?"
"I trimmed the top of your Ugg boots."
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Cheers,
Anne
Note: No trees were killed in the sending of this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
Anne
Note: No trees were killed in the sending of this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
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