I just thought I would love to hear from people about their first rides on theirs / friends bikes ??
Not just what you were riding, but stuff like where you were, was the bike held together with wire, if it could actually could go up a hill, if it would actually start at all in the mornings, how you felt - That kind of stuff

My first bike was'nt really what you would call a bike, it was one of those moped thingys that had pedals

The seat looked bigger than my mum's lounge, with springs underneath that, I looked like a total dickhead I reckon, but did not give a toss, cos it was my first bike ( I was 15 !!)
It would give me a magic carpet, floaty kind of drifty ride over most shite surfaces, and I manage dot get it off the clock once or twice down mad steep hills

I remember thinking back then that this was sooo much better than arsing around in my old mini, I could smell everything, feel so much more, I thought I was friggin easy rider !! (Sad I know)
Still, the bike was made by Norton Triumph ( I shit you not!) - Was sweet until the day I fitted a new spark plug and went for a ride ......
Going down my favourite road, with Heeland Coos (Highland Cattle) on the side of the road, a filter blew up next to my leg, being a young loon I had no idea what happened, until I then started sliding around like a bastard, looked down again and there is OIL everywhere, down my leg on the bike.... SHITE !!!!

Then the engine sounded very sick, (like a hollow fart escaping from my arse after far too many beers and curry the night before)

Then... Nothing - Dead - Silence - Except for me wailing in pain (Not for me but the bike !)
Pushed it home, left in the garage until my old man decided to sell what was left to a guy down the street ....

I loved that Bike - RIP - But that little piece of crap started my lifelong obsession with internal combustion, especially on 2 wheels ......
That's my rant, hope you enjoyed it, if not then I hope the paper you printed it on to read while you were on the crapper give you something to wipe yourself with ....

Cmon, you guys must have some fond memories hay ??