Bunnings Ladies DIY

Colette · Post by **Colette** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 5:29 pm

I was thinking of going along to one of these next month and wondered if any KSRC girls (from NSW) would like to come along?

Bunnings link

mohawk miss · Post by **mohawk miss** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 6:29 pm

I'll pass....cos Bunnings suck

(and I have a brother who used to manage a hardware store

)

Damon Z1000 · Post by **Damon Z1000** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 7:13 pm

Mate, you gotta get yourself a man, only people in Bunnins should be men, thats where we go to get away from women....

Although there is a real hot calender girl sort workin a Bunnins near my work, she's ok to be there

Pabs · Post by **Pabs** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 10:24 am

They'r very helpful and easy DIY tips&lessons Collette

best go with something in mind you have to build/make or do to your place,that way you can pick their brains on certain things.
I did a complete drainage system (gutters,pipes,grates,etc etc)for my old house out of it,and Kerry got heaps of painting ideas(color combos,styles) for the old home too which she used.

Smitty · Post by **Smitty** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 10:55 am

aaaagh...ya better read
the BUNNINGS joke of the week

A newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, "We have special requirements for new parishioners.
You must abstain from sex for one whole month."

The couple agreed and, after two-and-a-half weeks, returned to the Church. When the Pastor ushers them into his office,
the wife is crying, and the husband is obviously very depressed.
"You are back so soon...Is there a problem?" the pastor inquired.

"We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain from sex for the required month," the young man replied sadly.
The pastor asked him what happened.

"Well, the first week was difficult. However, we managed to abstain through sheer willpower. The second week was terrible, but with the use of prayer, we managed to abstain. However, the third week was unbearable. We tried cold showers, prayer, reading from the Bible
...anything to keep our minds off carnal thoughts.

One afternoon, my wife reached for a can of paint and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust
and had my way with her right then and there," admitted the man, shamefacedly.

"You understand this means you will not be welcome in our church,"
stated the pastor.

"We know." said the young man, hanging his head,
"We're not welcome at Bunnings, either.

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Colette · Post by **Colette** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 11:10 am

One helpful response out of five, thanks Pabs

Duane · Post by **Duane** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 11:27 am

Colette wrote:One helpful response out of five, thanks Pabs

Did you really expect anything more??? 1/5 is pretty good I think, considering.

I've heard they're really good, but, until I'm comfortable with wearing ladies clothes at bunnings, I wont be attending.

Colette · Post by **Colette** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 11:29 am

Duane wrote:
Colette wrote:One helpful response out of five, thanks Pabs
Did you really expect anything more??? 1/5 is pretty good I think, considering.

I've heard they're really good, but, until I'm comfortable with wearing ladies clothes at bunnings, I wont be attending.

Actually for some silly reason, I did expect some thing more...should have known better, eh?

MickLC · Post by **MickLC** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 11:51 am

Colette wrote:
Duane wrote:
Colette wrote:One helpful response out of five, thanks Pabs
Did you really expect anything more??? 1/5 is pretty good I think, considering.

I've heard they're really good, but, until I'm comfortable with wearing ladies clothes at bunnings, I wont be attending.
Actually for some silly reason, I did expect some thing more...should have known better, eh?

and I hadn't even started on the girls "DIY" with "power tools" yet

kellz · Post by **kellz** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 12:06 pm

looks good colette.

would love to, but somehow, i doubt my uni life lets me enjoy much more than my text books and lectures..

maybe once i graduate and get some spare time i will do some.

have fun

Cath · Post by **Cath** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 12:40 pm

Sorry Colette.

I did post a reply, but changed my mind and deleted it, not thinking that you'd probably like a serious response either way.

So here's the new version of my reply:
(drum roll)
No thanks. But I hope you have fun.

mfzx6r · Post by **mfzx6r** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 2:19 pm

Duane wrote:[
until I'm comfortable with wearing ladies clothes at bunnings, I wont be attending.

Yeah Duane last time after you drop'd that paint tin we both got in trouble and asked not to come back

the kid · Post by **the kid** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 7:17 pm

Would come Colette but have been banned from Bunnings

Some prick in a green apron asked me if I wanted decking ,

So I got the first punch in

mrmina · Post by **mrmina** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 7:34 pm

is this a repost by any chance or am i having day-ja-vu

Buck · Post by **Buck** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 5:18 pm

Hope all the hubbies are sending them to get
tartan paint, left handed screwdrivers and
some spare bubbles for the spirit level.

Sorry Colette its too hard not too.