any1 got a job in another state??

gigksrc · Post by **gigksrc** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 7:50 pm

Hey Mina I thought you said you were a pimp?

YAPPA · Post by **YAPPA** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:25 pm

JOB APPLICATION FORM

NAME: Narfie
D.O.B: No I've never dobbed in me life
SEX: Shit yeah, r u offering? Whats she look like? Is she a hottie or what?
EMPLOYMENT TYPE: Part Time:
Full Time:
Other: sometime

QUALIFICATIONS: I'm a good fuck, I can pull a fuggen awesome mono (sometimes the landings are a bit hap hazard) I can spot a set of tits, a g banger, mini skirt or a strip club from 1000 metres. I can drink piss heaps & I'm a good fuck... honest.

POSITION APPLIED FOR: Doggie, or reverse cowgirl but I'm easy, you choose luv.

GOALS IN LIFE: Get rid of my shitbox fairy bike & buy a Kwaka like I used to have before I went off the rails. Self Fellatio. Be open about my cross dressing & latex deviant desires.

WHAT WILL YOU BRING WITH YOU TO THIS COMPANY: Me lunch, & bus fare to get home.

aardvark · Post by **aardvark** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 9:28 pm

Hahaha, Yappa, you're a classic. If I close my eyes and have a little bit of background noise, I'd swear that was Neka talking.

red_dave · Post by **red_dave** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 10:31 pm

You should try some of the National auto parts chains... Autobarn Repco etc... They are always lookings for sales guys But you're older than 16 so your too old for Super Cheap...

Nanna10r · Post by **Nanna10r** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 11:30 pm

What was the question again ?

Thats right has anyone got a job in another state....
Yep Red Dave he starts next monday

Yappa Mate one of your Best, I'm gunna dust off Cracked Kwaka for that one. Keep it up mate THATS GOLD !

Cheers Brett

Post by **icebreaker** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 8:38 am

the kid wrote:Can help out with accom pretty easy till around Xmas in Vic if it helps Neka . That is if Dan gives the go ahead . As for work , sorry building industry is bad for backs . Good luck

what have I got to do with it???

He's not living with me

mrmina · Post by **mrmina** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 1:13 pm

gigksrc wrote:Hey Mina I thought you said you were a pimp?

i am a pimp. Why are u on here when u should be making me money

gigksrc · Post by **gigksrc** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 1:21 pm

Sorry ... thought it was my day off.

mrmina · Post by **mrmina** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 4:11 pm

i didnt see any anal leave form submitted

aardvark · Post by **aardvark** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 4:23 pm

mrmina wrote:i didnt see any anal leave form submitted

Mina, do your workers have leave forms for each hole?

Neka79 · Post by **Neka79** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 12:13 am

thats gold yappa..im gunna print thta off & send it off as a job app....fark me i havent laughed so hard in ages...
after talking abt moving again at work, the next day i get a secret $500 bonus, just for "being a hard worker"....this is the 2nd of these bonuses ive got in 6 months...this PLUS being paid abt $90 a week above award (plus commision on top)....i think it'd be more beneficial to stay here & just buy a new bike , they take up enuf time & $$ without worrying abt a woman!!
...licence back mon...ride organised..mite just test a few bikes...boltons got a demo 10 & 6?

aardvark · Post by **aardvark** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 1:01 am

neka79 wrote:boltons got a demo 10 & 6?

Yes, but I warned them about you.

mrmina · Post by **mrmina** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 7:58 am

aardvark wrote:
mrmina wrote:i didnt see any anal leave form submitted
Mina, do your workers have leave forms for each hole?

Not for every hole but anal is a big part of the whoring industry and thats why they submit anal leave forms.

Neka79 · Post by **Neka79** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 9:31 pm

aardvark wrote:
neka79 wrote:boltons got a demo 10 & 6?
Yes, but I warned them about you.

"exxxxxxcelllent"...*rubbing my hands together*

YAPPA · Post by **YAPPA** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 9:55 pm

[quoteafter talking abt moving again at work, the next day i get a secret $500 bonus, just for "being a hard worker"....this is the 2nd of these bonuses ive got in 6 months...[/quote]

Wish that would happen for me....I meantioned that i had just about had enuff & it might be time 4 a change at work.....Next thing they're offerin' redundency packages