If you are going to nearly kill me...

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 1:47 pm

...live more than one house away from me. This guy came around a corner and drifted off into my side of the road and almost had a head on with me. I am pretty sure, at the least his plates make his car unroadworthy.

Spoilt what was an amazing ride. Prick.

Aussie Ninja · Post by **Aussie Ninja** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 2:13 pm

Those plates certainly are. Perhaps you could make a call as a concerned citizen.

"Hello, I'd like to report white Corolla driving dangerously. I think the driver is drunk or something. I think the rego was 082-BBT but the plates were hard to read as most of the paint has peeled off them."

Barrabob · Post by **Barrabob** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 2:19 pm

You come to expect that kindof stuff in the residential streets, I had a old dear come around the corner on the wrong side of the road straight at me yesterday and was wondering what she was doing driving a car as she looked the other side of eighty.

I just use first gear at a idle around the back streets near home cause the locals do all manor of strange things like pulling into their driveways without looking or indicating.....defensive driving rant rant rant hopefully it gets better once you are on the main drag.

RG · Post by RG » Sat Jul 02, 2005 4:02 pm

As usual, another idiot driver on the road.

By the way, how the hell did u whip out the camera tat fast n snap?

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 4:37 pm

RG, I could take the photo simply because it was the intersection at our street, and he pulled into the drive 2 doors down, around the corner. He could see me looking at him so he floored it down his driveway to the back of the house...but I saw him. I could see his car from our back yard. I just came inside, grabbed the camera, and took the photo.

These guys are "party" guys, if you know what I mean, and I am pretty sure he was stoned...never mind, I will report the incident tomorrow, and every time I hear a drunken argument while they are having one of their parties, they can expect some extra attention. And if that isn't enough, I will write to their estate agent...

I must admit, I nearly stormed the house to have a full and frank discussion, as in "frankly, I am going to fully donk you on the head with this iron bar", but then I'd be the one in trouble. That's liberalism for ya...

This way is much more fun, and I get to screw with their lives for months...

aardvark · Post by **aardvark** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 5:48 pm

Felix wrote:This way is much more fun, and I get to screw with their
lives for months...

Get some rotten prawn juice and squirt it around the vents on their house when they go out. Next time the real estate agent visits, he/she will want to know what the smell is.

bonester · Post by **bonester** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 6:04 pm

Just another Toowoomba legdragger Felix.....the town is full of them. One reason I can't wait to get out!

Neka79 · Post by **Neka79** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 2:58 pm

supersoaker with brake fluid....
or sprinkle flour on the front grass...wen it rains it gets gooey..then wen it gets hot it stinks..bad....hehehe ....have sum fun with him...i would...

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 3:13 pm

I've been told that vegemite down the exhaust pipe is worth trying...

Shifty · Post by **Shifty** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 1:15 pm

Get under car.
Remove rubber bungs from holes in floor.
Stuff holes full of fresh prawns.
Replace rubber bungs.
Exit, stage left

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 1:54 pm

Well if you are going to get under the car, I like the ol' drain the sump trick. People like that tend to ignore warning lights...