That's as good an alibi as some I've heard and of course his mum wouldn't be lying would she, understand there was other folk a staying at the house and maybe they took her good boy's bike for a quick blatmick_dundee wrote:And in news just to press, according to his mum he doesn't get out of bed before noon so it wasn't him... what a life!
before he woke up from his slumbers 
or maybe he is a fashion model and doesn't get out of bed for petty crimes like speeding 
andi - 
love the way the cops described him "moron on a missile" 