The Shire

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Phil wrote:It was a complete joke. Although the the Stripper lives in the same suburb as me :lol: Rest of it was shit, those fako bolt on chicks obviously did not read the famous sign at the riots......"Salad not Tabouleh"... they look like tabouleh eaters to me.

I think we need to boost up the Border Security at the Captain Cook, Tom Uglies and Alfords Point Bridges somewhat.
I have set up a minefield on Heatchcote Rd.

Maybe the lips and bits girls spent to much time at Lucas Heights :shock: :shock:
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Phil wrote:......My lips dont even touch my nose :o.......
what is there NOT to like about a massive trout-pout ?? :shock:


































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Is that even fukkin REAL???????? :shock:
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Looks like a fucking prolapse. :vom:
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The dumb lip bitches aren't even locals apparently. Ones a dumb shit from Qld(whomwouldvethunk it) and ones from fully sik Bankstown. If anyone with half a brain watches this you should be shot.

Sydney is Sydney. It still shits on every other city in the country :P
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Glen wrote:..... Ones a dumb shit from Qld(whomwouldvethunk it) ........

is there any other kind ??


why do you think I like living down here in Anarchy Road so much ?????????


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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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and in a further twist to the tale of The Shire - the original Shire bogans of death are soon to be seen on aussie TV.

Yes, Noleen and Laurie Doniher are having a Shire reunion, to reminisce about having sex under Tom Ugly's bridge ( where they bashed very ugly uglies together :lol: ) and poke fun at the fake tans & tits brigade currently offending every true hobbit.

Can this get any worse for inhabitants of The Shire ? What if Noleen gets her pensioner puppies out ??? how bad would THAT be ???????

It will make for riveting viewing I am sure :lol: :lol:
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