Seriously you can't say that, you could suggest you never want to drop it again but that statement is just crap!
I'm sure I can remember you saying at the start that you weren't going to crash blah blah blah.......
And stop whining that you can't do this and can't do that. Things aren't that hard. Get some sandpaper, Matt black high temp spray can from auto barn. Unbolt your muffler, sand it, spray it and go riding.
it is 1 bolt that holds the exhaust on at the rear on the passenger peg, and 1 down at the exhaust inlet thing with 2 screws holding a cover on. its a simple task to remove, if you can break something in that process phark dont touch tools again. theres nothing there too break.
honestly just leave it, hit up a few dealers because some of these new riders change there pipes out and dont want the stock one.