I love her....

[seiko1]

but she's dead

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[h.b.bear]

dont worry she will always love you

[oldman]

She should have stuck to Jim Beam.

[aardvark]

Houston, we have a problem.

[Naked Twin]

I heard she was offered a job as a judge on idol, many observers said this was a better option.

Her life was like skiing, once you hit the powder it is all down hill.

Is it too soon?

[ZXR750]

I heard she was offered a job as a judge on idol, many observers said this was a better option.

Her life was like skiing, once you hit the powder it is all down hill.

Is it too soon?

Yes it is way too soon.
Wait until at least after the funeral.
I hear there will be a long line wanting to see the body. Not as long as the line found in the hotel room.

[P4nza]

i thought she was like 70

[Smitty]

She should have stuck to Jim Beam.

....

[Naked Twin]

Let's get them out of the system then
Whitney Houston died just hours after being asked to be a judge on the next season of X-Factor.
Personally, I think that she made the right decision.

News of Whitney Houston's death travelled with such speed. When I heard I couldn't help but crack up with emotion. She was a real heroin. It's such a blow. She really made a hash of things though. Her life just went to pot. Someone should have kept tabs on her.
I hear that Bobby Brown is all CRACKED up.
There was an announcement today that Whitney Houston is set to star in a re-make of the popular film "The Bodyguard” titled, "The Bodybag"
Whitney Houston apparently discovered that there IS a mountain high enough.
Nintendo are releasing a new game based on the lives of Amy Winehouse and Whitney Houston. It's called WiiHab.
Tired of rehashing other people's pop songs, Whitney Houston started a new career as a soul artist.
What was Whitney Houston’s biggest hit?
Her last one.

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and my piece of junk car?
At least my car can hit 50.

Today drug cartels will be hanging their Mexican flags at half mast R.I.P. Whitney
Bobby Brown was spotted at a sports store this morning - he was buying a punching bag because his old one is dead

What’s pink and sits on the door mat?
Whitney Houston’s Valentine’s cards

Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Whitney Houston?
About 204 days.

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse?
If you get a move on, Whitney is still warm

Whitney Houston – She took more shots in her arm than a Norwegian youth camp.
First Amy Winehouse, now Whitney Houston. Columbia has a tough financial year ahead.

What do Amy Winehouse and Whitney Houston have in common?
Apparently most of these jokes.

Whitney Houston: more hits than Elvis.

There's going to be a huge line outside Whitney Huston’s funeral next week... Which, coincidentally, is what killed her.

[Kermit]

[seiko1]

[dutchy]

Did you hear?

Whitney Houston beat Bobby Brown to death......ironic?

[Kawawog]

@ these jokes!

[Kermit]

Toxocology report is back

Coke, Hash, Xanax, Oxycodone & Benadryl found in blood.

Times must of been tough if she was hitting the benadryl, thats and old cheap sportster trick; down a bottle of cough syrup (used to have psudoephidrine in it) before a game of footy/soccer.

[Smitty]

Houston, we have a problem.

pmsl....