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This Fish Has Teeth So Big It Bites People’s Balls Off
Piranhas might have razor sharp teeth andthe ability to communicate but I'd rather have them feast on my body than this Pacu Fish. Why? Well, you see, the Pacu Fish has human-like teeth and loves to bite off testicles to ensure you die a slow, ball-less and bleed-full death. Ow.
According to The Telegraph, the Pacu Fish is known as the 'Ball Cutter' in Papua New Guinea where locals have reported two deaths due to the impossibly scary Pacu Fish testicle bite. I kid you not. As improbable as it sounds, the Pacu Fish goes to town on the balls of fishermen and swimmers when they're in the water. I guess they enjoy the tender delicacy? I DON'T KNOW. Imagine that thing gnawing at you. EESH.
Full sizeThe difference between the pacu fish and piranhas (other than teeth sharpness) is that pacus don't have the underbite that piranhas do, which give their set of pearly whites a more human-like appearance. Just look at that thing, it's the teeth of an enraged Lorena Bobbitt in fish form. Oh! The Pacu can grow up to 60 pounds big too which pretty much means I'm never going to New Guinea or dipping my toe in any water where Pacu call home. [Telegraph UK via Neatorama, Image Credit: Yapaboon, SWNS
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This was on TV a while ago, a guy goes fishing to catch all kinds of monsters. I forget what the show s called.
Found it, http://animal.discovery.com/tv/river-monsters/ River Monsters
Found it, http://animal.discovery.com/tv/river-monsters/ River Monsters
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mmmmmm........... calender check........ nah... it's still two and a half months away.... mmmm 

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that fish would need a 10x bigger gob to bite on my balls. They are farken huge like rockmelons and just as hard.


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Gos, thats your prostate..get it checked brother..Gosling1 wrote:that fish would need a 10x bigger gob to bite on my balls. They are farken huge like rockmelons and just as hard.

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is it just me, or does it look like an albino Alien? (from the Alien movies)
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hoffy wrote:Gos, thats your prostate..get it checked brother..Gosling1 wrote:that fish would need a 10x bigger gob to bite on my balls. They are farken huge like rockmelons and just as hard.
any excuse for a finger up the coit eh ??

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