I want another Kwaka cause I'm missing the love. And I can't afford the 1400GTR that I dream of. Air .... neeway, I found a neglected 1996 9r with a dead engine. Had a hole in a piston and the motor has been dismantled and then the job abandoned. Apart from the dud piston, clutch lever and a few nuts and bolts it is complete - though I would still want to dismantle it to make sure. It has an aftermarket exhaust - Scorpion or something - and will need the usual Total Rebuild for which I have become semi famous.

The guy wants a grand. I've been offering him really silly money, like 2 fiddy

Should I? And does he still want too much? Another red Kawasaki in the shed will be good for the soul, but how much will it hurt HM's credit card?