RIP Phillip Smith ?????

[Glen]

Don't know who you are big fella but I hope you were loaded because I'm off to th UK to collect my inheritance. If this comes off the drinks are on me. See you all when I get back from the UK. Wooohoooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

This guy iss my friend (he says so) so I'm sure it's all true

Email received today.

Dear Friend;

I am Jonathan Freeman,British citizen and Principal Assurance Manager for the HSBC in London. A staff of Yokozona Consultancy Firm got in touch with me regarding an Estate of Philip Smith; and an investment placed under our Banks Management 3 years ago. I would respectfully request that you keep the contents of this mail confidential and respect the integrity of the information you come by as a result of this mail. I contact you independent of our investigation and no one is informed of this communication.I will bring you to the complete picture of this transaction as soon as i hear back from you.Kindly reply if interested for further information and instructions.

Regards,

Jonathan Freeman


If that doesn't come off then look what else is back in action.. I'm looking sweet....................................

BG Group plc
Thames Valley Park,
Reading, Berkshire,
RG6 1PT
United Kingdom

Dear Partner

It is a fact that we have not met before neither have we had any previous business dealings, but I strongly believe that with understanding and trust we can have a successful business relationship. I am a principal staff with Oil & Gas Company{BG GROUP} in United Kingdom. I have access to very vital information that can be used to transfer funds out of the project account to a secured account outside United Kingdom . I have the required machinery to get it done since I am still in active service. If it was possible for me to do it alone I would not have bothered soliciting for foreign support, ultimately I need an honest foreigner to play an important role in the completion of this business deal. I look forward to meeting you in person and doing good business with you and please treat as confidential .

I wait your letter of intent to partner with me

Sincerely

Ashley Almanza
ashleymanza@london.com

[MadKaw]

Pft..
I won the swiss lotto

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[MadKaw]

and Gadafi's millions are coming my way..!!

Dear friend,

I know this message will come to you as a surprise. I got your contact on the course of my extensive search for someone to assist me complete this project.
My name is .fredrick calitz. I am the director of operations in a reputable finance company here in South East Asia.
In May 2010, Saif al-Arab Gaddafi who was killed during a NATO air strike in Tripoli, Libya came to our office and deposited the sum of USD15million. He did not provide any next of kin, rather he instructed that the beneficiary is any foreign business partner he nominates.
After his death, I gave this transaction a serious thought....no beneficiary will ever come forward for this fund since he has being killed. He never used his real name to make the deposit. He used a ghost name Saif al-Saif with no link at all to the Gaddafi family.
I and two of my colleagues have carried out an extended investigation on this transaction and have discovered that nobody will ever come forward for this fund, that it will be forfeited to the state treasury at a certain time.
We then decided to look for someone whom we can stand as the beneficiary of this fund- hence this message. Every arrangement to retrieve this fund out has already being perfected by us. As insider in our institution, it is not possible for me to stand as the beneficiary as this will raise eyebrows.
I would like you to join hands with me so that we can handle this transaction together. You do not have much role to play as I will be directing everything from the inside.
Upon successful completion of this project, you will have 30% of the total fund, 10% will be for expenses while the rest will be for me.
I once again assure you that this project is 100% risk free.

Contact me on email: fredrick.calitz01@w.cn

I wait for your reply and please the confidentiality of this project should be maintained.

My Best regards,
Fredrick calitz

[MadKaw]

and this poor effort..

I am Sgt. Henning Hansen, currently assigned to Engineering military unit here in Ba'qubah Province in Iraq. I have an urgent $25 million dollar cash deal for you. Please contact via my private email (sgthansen@live.co.uk) for more details.

[Glen]

What are you still doing here???? Off to Iraq immediately.

[Glen]

I would like you to join hands with me so that we can handle this transaction together.

That's just gay.........................

[Daisy]

Hahahaha. I got a job offer.

CHINA PETRO-CHEMICAL INTERNATIONAL COMPANY
Huibin office Building,
No.8 Beichendoug St.
Beijing , People's Republic of China.

Ref: CPCIC/08626572/2011

We are a Petro-Chemical Industry Located in Beijing, China and in urgent
need of Payment Agent/Representatives in North America (USA/Canada),
South America and the Australasia. By acting as our Payment Agent, you
will be Collecting payments from these customers we are exporting goods
to in USA/Canada after they must have remitted the payment(s) to you.
These payments are in the form of Cheques only. We need your assistance
because these payments, which are usually in the form of cheques are not
payable in Chinese Banks because of the differing Banking Systems. For
this, you will be entitled to a 15% commission for each payment you
receive.

Subject to the above, any Sincere and Trustworthy Person should supply
the following data/information:

Full Names (As would appear on payment cheque):
Residential/Mailing Address:
Phone Number:

Send your response via email to biz_cpcic@yahoo.com.cn

Faithfully Yours,
Yang Shushan .
Gen. Manager.
CHINA PETRO-CHEMICAL INTERNATIONAL COMPANY

But this bit put me off ... as I do ride a Honda you know.

Subject to the above, any Sincere and Trustworthy Person ...

[MadKaw]

I would respectfully request that you keep the contents of this mail confidential and respect the integrity of the information you come by as a result of this mail. I contact you independent of our investigation and no one is informed of this communication.I will bring you to the complete picture of this transaction as soon as i hear back from you.Kindly reply if interested for further information and instructions.

Regards,

Jonathan Freeman

You've blown it now...
I'm dobbing....

[Glen]

For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning details confidential till your claims is processed and your Winning funds remitted to you in whatever manner you deem fit to Claim your prize. This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted d abuse of this program by some unscrupulous elements.

Hmmmmm "unscrupulous elements". You better delete this post I think theres about 5,144 of them around here.... I excluded you and I because we're the only ones getting these emails I'm sure. Oops make that 5143, it looks like Daisy is trustworthy as well.

[born green]

mmm seem theirs plenty of money floating around over there!!! ive won the UK lottery twice in the last month!!!! mmm could buy myself a transporter and a dozen new zx10 race bikes, now wouldnt that b grand. jeeze they must think were a bunch of dumb cunts down under!!!!!!!!

[smithy5]

pfft... Bloody out of date email technology...
at least with facebook we don't have to put up with that type of bogus crap

[bonester]

Had me worried for a minute. There is a Phil Smith (I think that is his last name) who is on a lot of Brisbane forums. He rides a Chang Jiang with a side car.

[seiko1]

I would like you to join hands with me so that we can handle this transaction together.

That's just gay.........................

Not that there's anything wrong with that! and only if you're skipping