He couldn't budget, so he tried to work it out with a pencil
Accountants
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smithy5
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Accountants
Did you hear about the constipated accountant.............
He couldn't budget, so he tried to work it out with a pencil
He couldn't budget, so he tried to work it out with a pencil
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h.b.bear
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Re: Accountants
luv that one
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Re: Accountants
smithy5 wrote:Did you hear about the constipated accountant.............
He couldn't budget, so he tried to work it out with a pencil
hey
I resemble that comment
I just finished works budgets
...without straining
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Re: Accountants
What do Catholics use? (Yes I am one, admin delete if offensive, although Im finding it difficult not to offend at the moment)red_dave wrote:What do Accountants use as contraception???
Their personalities.
A false name.
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Re: Accountants
nice one fireyrob 
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Two young, and very poor accountancy students used to catch the train to college each day. One day one of them missed the train and his friend was a bit mystified when he turned up a little later in the car park riding a shiny, very new-looking push bike. "Hey," he said, "That's pretty flash, how could you afford that?"
"Well, it's really weird," his friend replied "Just as I was leaving for the station, a gorgeous-looking girl rode up on this bike, stopped at my kerb, took all her clothes off and said, "Take whatever you want."
"I thought for a moment and I took the bike."
"Good thought," his friend replied, "The clothes probably wouldn't have fitted you anyway."
"Well, it's really weird," his friend replied "Just as I was leaving for the station, a gorgeous-looking girl rode up on this bike, stopped at my kerb, took all her clothes off and said, "Take whatever you want."
"I thought for a moment and I took the bike."
"Good thought," his friend replied, "The clothes probably wouldn't have fitted you anyway."
I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left. Phil
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h.b.bear
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Re: Accountants
good one