Drinking With An Aussie gal

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Interesting turn, this thread has taken.

Old and a little bit funny.

No offence taken here.

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No offence meant to any prostitutes or budding prostitutes on, in or around this forum......it's just a joke.......
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What does a Scotsman where under his kilt??










Your wifes lipstik ;)


And no appologies for that especially if you are an Englishman :twisted:
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nah didnt get offended , just a joke . like the abo,asian , white jokes we say at work, but i must say some of the jokes on the that linked website were a bit over the top, especially the comments!
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And the Muslim attitude to everyone else isn't over the top? Conform to them no exceptions.

And these are the so called peaceful ones in OZ..
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dont want to get in a religious debate with you , as it seems you have made your mind up but i will tell you every religion is composed of peaceful and non peaceful followers.
you know i can site hundreds of examples of cristians and other religions being intolerant at one stage or another. spanish inquisition for one
wars between england and france throughout 16/17 18 and 19th centuries in the name of religion and land
what about colonisation of large parts of the world by christians eg south america, the west indies, africa . as well the muslims in spain for 700 years , everyone is guilty of feeling surperior at one stage or another.
in summary i wouldnt take umbridge on entire religion because of isolated incidents you see on the news, those people ontv last night were imbeciles, they shouldve been humble and happy she didnt go to jail yet they acted like hooligans, ahh what can you do???
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[quote="MIZ RX3"]I laughed at it, But I'm going to hell anyway.

having said that, its not racist if its true right? Stereotypes exist for a reason <flame suit on>

EDIT: Dislclaimer, I'm kidding - Post made in jest..[/quote


is it true all rx3 drivers are dangerous hoons who speed alot and put other roadusers lives at risk???
thats the stereotype anyway :P :lol:
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TITANIUMBULLET wrote:
MIZ RX3 wrote:I laughed at it, But I'm going to hell anyway.

having said that, its not racist if its true right? Stereotypes exist for a reason <flame suit on>

EDIT: Dislclaimer, I'm kidding - Post made in jest..

is it true all rx3 drivers are dangerous hoons who speed alot and put other roadusers lives at risk???
thats the stereotype anyway :P :lol:
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Jonno wrote:What does a Scotsman where under his kilt??










Your wifes lipstik ;)


And no appologies for that especially if you are an Englishman :twisted:
So......you're suggesting that my wife sucked you off ?
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Nelso wrote:
TITANIUMBULLET wrote:
MIZ RX3 wrote:I laughed at it, But I'm going to hell anyway.

having said that, its not racist if its true right? Stereotypes exist for a reason <flame suit on>

EDIT: Dislclaimer, I'm kidding - Post made in jest..

is it true all rx3 drivers are dangerous hoons who speed alot and put other roadusers lives at risk???
thats the stereotype anyway :P :lol:
Yes it's true. :lol:
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