Drinking With An Aussie gal

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i just didnt find it funny... if its got racist tones then it may as well be funny...
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this is funny but it also doubles as an amish joke
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Brian, It's like saying all NZers shag sheep, and all Poms never bathe etc. It's a funny stereotype that should be taken lightheartedly so they should HTFU and cop it on the chin like everyone else. Fuck me, they can sook about being mistreated; yet they come accross as the most intolerant group of people on the planet saying their way is right, everyone else is wrong and the rest of society should be changing it's lifestyle to suit their different needs. If you want to 'fit in' to the Australian lifestyle you need to be able to laugh at yourself and not take things too seriously. Nearly every person in this country has moved here or has descended from people that moved here and they have all addopted to this culture of taking the piss. If these people you talk of are that easily offended, I suggest they might want to move to Germany. (I actually know a few Germans and they are all funny barstards who take the piss as much as us, but the stereotype is that they have no sense of humour so I'm using it. Hope it doesn't offend anyone. :finga: ) [/rant] :shock: :lol:
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Some of those jokes are pretty funny and a lot of the comments after them are funny as well.
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I Laffed. :D

Let only those offended voice their disapproval, too may PC delegates only confuse & provoke issues.

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HYPE wrote: Let only those offended voice their disapproval, too may PC delegates only confuse & provoke issues.
That's unfair.

If we were to only hear from those that disapprove then that would be the only opinion voiced. Besides, you can't tell me what to do :twisted:

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BRB... waiting for others to defend my comments, deter your opinions and change the perception of the masses :P
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Nelso wrote:Brian, It's like saying all NZers shag sheep...
Reminds me of the movie Black Sheep I watched on the weekend, a massive pisstake by the NZers about the sheep thing. Best quote from the movie when they are being chased by a flock of flesh eating sheep...
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Angus Oldfield: Fuck the sheep!
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Perception is 9/10th's of the Law :lol:
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HYPE wrote:BRB... waiting for others to defend my comments, deter your opinions and change the perception of the masses :P
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Well, since your online Dutch.......

How many Police does it take to push a Prisoner down the stairs?

None!!!!
















..................he fell :lol:
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seiko1 wrote:Well, since your online Dutch.......

How many Police does it take to push a Prisoner down the stairs?

None!!!!
..................he fell :lol:
Now you've gone and just pissed me off!! That joke is in bad taste, you've offended me and all of those like me and I want it removed immediately. :lol:
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dutchy wrote:
seiko1 wrote:Well, since your online Dutch.......

How many Police does it take to push a Prisoner down the stairs?

None!!!!
..................he fell :lol:
Now you've gone and just pissed me off!! That joke is in bad taste, you've offended me and all of those like me and I want it removed immediately. :lol:
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I laughed at it, But I'm going to hell anyway.

having said that, its not racist if its true right? Stereotypes exist for a reason <flame suit on>

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