Drinking With An Aussie gal

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Drinking With An Aussie gal

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An Afghan, an Arab,And a Australian Sheilaare In the same bar.
When the Afghan Finishes his beer,

He throws his glass

In the air, pulls
Out

His pistol, and
Shoots

The glass
To pieces.

He says, 'In Afghanistan ,

Our glasses are so

Cheap we don't need

To drink with the
Same one twice.'

The Arab, obviously

Impressed by this,

Drinks non-alcohol beer

(cuz he's a Muslim!),

Throws it into the

Air, pulls out his

AK-47, and shoots

The glass to pieces.

He says, 'In the

Arab World, we have

So much sand to make

Glasses that we don't

Need to drink with

The same one twice either.'

The Aussie Sheila
Cool as a cucumber,

Picks up her beer,

Downs it in one gulp,

Throws the glass into

The air, whips out her

45, and shoots the

Afghanand the Arab.

Catching her glass,

Setting it on the bar, and calling
For a refill,

She says,
'In Australia

We have so many

fucken Muslems and Afghanis
that

We don't have to

Drink with the same ones twice.'

God Bless Australia !! :twisted:
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umm no dude... thats wrong even if it is a joke... :x
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Sorry if I upset anyone not my intentions :oops:
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Sorry if I upset u P4nza not my intentions :oops:
P4nza wrote:umm no dude... thats wrong even if it is a joke... :x
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I thought it was funny. Its a joke...thats all it is. Everything is so serious these days! Have a laugh! I am part aboriginal...well the soles of my feet anyway, and my hubby calls me his "Wigga Nigga"....but I'm proud of who I am, and even laugh at all the abo jokes...because they are only jokes!

Keep the laughs coming Russion Spy! :kuda:
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Thanks mate :D
missd wrote:I thought it was funny. Its a joke...thats all it is. Everything is so serious these days! Have a laugh! I am part aboriginal...well the soles of my feet anyway, and my hubby calls me his "Wigga Nigga"....but I'm proud of who I am, and even laugh at all the abo jokes...because they are only jokes!

Keep the laughs coming Russion Spy! :kuda:
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:D :D
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You should all watch the first ten min's of "Full Metal Jacket"
Quote: "I do not look down on niggers, spic's, wop's or greaser's, here...you are all equally worthless" :D
and my personal fav......"what the fuck happened to you?.....you look like the best part of you ran down the crack
of your momma's ass and eneded up as a brown stain on the mattress" :lol:

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political correctness :roll:


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Gees since when did the internet need censoring.... its a fucking joke...
On a side note i do agree there are too many lol OOpps
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I know its a joke, i laughed, but some may find it offensive is all! :kuda:
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Nope, no one around hear found it offensive. As old as Noah's Dad, yes, but not that offensive.
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I know no one so far found it offensive im just saying Nelso, there is a couple of muslim people in this club... not post active but they are here... all im saying be careful when posting these jokes up!! :)
2009 Kwaka Ninja 250R (Charlotte) Roady SOLD :'(
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