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Gosling1
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by Gosling1 » Tue Jun 07, 2011 9:28 pm
Yes, in some incredible news, the ancestor of our family - and me in particular - has been tracked down using advanced DNA techniques pioneered by NASA and the Dubbo Plains Zoo...........the resemblance between this ancient African prince and myself is obvious at first glance.......
ladies - just settle down....
".....shut the gate on this one Maxie......it's the ducks guts !!............."
laidback
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by laidback » Tue Jun 07, 2011 10:01 pm
What...ya got a pointy willy too mate... that's the only thing that stands out as different...
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Possum
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by Possum » Tue Jun 07, 2011 10:02 pm
I think id be more worried about Ron than the ladies Monkey Boy!!
It all comes down to how you ride it.....
P4nza
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by P4nza » Tue Jun 07, 2011 10:02 pm
2009 Kwaka Ninja 250R (Charlotte) Roady SOLD :'(
2010 Kwaka Ninja 250R SE (Jenny) Tracky SOLD :'(
Now i got no kwakas to ride! :\
"...I thought my tongue was longer than that!"
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Jonno
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by Jonno » Tue Jun 07, 2011 10:05 pm
Where did the donuts go?
h.b.bear
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by h.b.bear » Tue Jun 07, 2011 10:11 pm
tim
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by tim » Tue Jun 07, 2011 11:31 pm
anyone for billiards?
2008 ZX6R Special Edition
RustyAs
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by RustyAs » Tue Jun 07, 2011 11:33 pm
If everything is under control.......your going to slow
2012 Husaberg FE570 Dirty
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RustyAs
KSRC Member
Posts: 353 Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 8:09 pm
Bike: ZZR1200
State: New South Wales
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by RustyAs » Tue Jun 07, 2011 11:33 pm
If everything is under control.......your going to slow
2012 Husaberg FE570 Dirty
2002 ZZR 1200 Roady
Bandit 1200 (Written off. My fault )
FJ 1100 ( Written off. Not my fault)
2000 ZZR 1100 (Sold)
XR 600 (630 Ballard Kit)
smithy5
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by smithy5 » Wed Jun 08, 2011 5:18 am
tim wrote: anyone for billiards?
or lawn bowls
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the kid
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State: Victoria
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by the kid » Wed Jun 08, 2011 8:06 am
Ummmm let me see
ZXR750
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by ZXR750 » Wed Jun 08, 2011 8:28 am
Very impressive nads you have there Gos but I would be a bit imbarassed about the short tool.
Remember, half the people you know are below average.
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dutchy
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by dutchy » Wed Jun 08, 2011 8:58 am
the kid wrote: .....Surely no one googles "chimp with large jatz crackers".....
Apparently your wrong
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Glen
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by Glen » Wed Jun 08, 2011 1:22 pm
Interestingly when one Googles "Chimp with Large Jatz crackers" (because someone had to) you get here.....
http://forums.silvertails.net/Thread-Ne ... lop?page=3
I'm just waiting for one of the Geeks here to come and ask me why I'm looking for monkeys with savoury biscuits....
It's really all about standing around drinking Dave's beer.
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