Found this on Gumtree - Funniest/Weirdest Ad?

[ediot]

Any fellow forumites out Canberra way?


http://canberra.gumtree.com.au/c-Unit-H ... Z272596464

[marksesh]

Pitty only females accepted

[robracer]

Wear a dress Mark, sounds like anything goes

[marksesh]

yeh but it would cost me a fortune in razors for my legs, plus im waiting on the new victorias secret catalouge to come out before I update my bra and undies for winter. (saturday night wear)

[dutchy]

First mistake, you wont need undies for the Saturday nights by the sounds of it. Cuts your lingerie bill in half

[marksesh]

didnt think of that, thanks for the advise, off to apply now ill let you know how how i get on....

[Possum]

Biohazard Cleaning .. sounds like the kitchen bench gets a work out ....

[Naked Twin]

I love this - "the applicant must be very liberal and open minded, have a tolerance to nudity and adult activities around the house. We sometimes invite couples home with us for fun, there is no requirement to join in merely have a tolerance for it (although you are welcome to join in)"

I want to meet the girl that applies for this.

[mike-s]

Contact them and ask to be given the contacts for anyone whom doesn't pass muster


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As well as the one that does!