Well my pets, I have made my decision. But first, I want to say that unfortunately I'm currently in the process of moving to a nice country rest home and I think I took my medication twice yesterday. During my medicated fog, I fear I packed the winners beanie in with my flannelette nighty! So there may be a week delay in posting it out to the winner. My word, the old memory isn't what it used to be! Apologies to the winner for the delay
Winner: matt1414. including "elephantiasis of the nuts" into your 25 words was a thing of beauty, my little poppet
Second place: Baddie. Made me laugh. Had to take my spare set of teeth out to finish my chortle. If I find a spare beanie when I unpack my boxes, I'll let you know. I'm pretty sure I have about 8, and also pretty sure at least 2 or 3 of them are unworn, but will let you know
Honorable mention #1: Bogan. Bonus points for being charitable. There's a good lad.
Honorable mention #2: waynemorgan. "man boobs" always cracks me up, you naughty scamp
Philbo: poor effort. You totally phoned that one in. Lots of baldies here - I need more of a reason bro!
Jonno: Fail. 26 words. Well, I assume they were words!
Marksesh: made me laugh, but did you miss the "25 words or less" bit???
Sneakypete: You were in my top three... but your aversion to using capital letters knocked you out
Strika: yoof? really???
Thanks for playing. Once I'm settled in my new abode there may be more! If I remember.
