Dumb oh crap moments

[Jonno]

Fitting a central locking system?

That reminds me, Plaz was suppose too have one for me by now...

Buying a Blue Heeler and a bit chain ?

Cheaper and more obedient than a missus, live for 15 years max and I can hang the spare key from his colar

[Cath]

This thread is cracking me up Good work Jonno!

[Daz9R]

Jonno if it makes you feel any better I worked with a girl many years ago who locked herself out of her car and house at the same time.

To set the scene the said girl who was only dressed in a nightie and dressing gown decided to warm up the car whilst she got dressed.
Unfortunately after starting the car, with choke on all the way I must add, she got out and locked her keys in it. Here it might be appropriate to state how good deadlocks are, but not however if the front door is shut and your keys are locked in the car, which if you'll remember is now running flat out with the choke on.
A trip to the neighbors and an embarassing call to her husband followed by a short wait on the front step in her jim jams got everything sorted in the end.

[mike-s]

The locksmith can just "MAKE A KEY" ?

He looked at the key through the window and 2 mins later he had a key cut and worked first go

That's what i call skill. ffs it took me nearly two hours to transfer all the pins from a screwed up lock to a new one, and only 45 minutes the next time around when i realised that only ONE key could open the lock and none of my other keys could Practice makes perfect.

can't lock ya keys in that

I have proved your theory wrong, locked the keys under pillion seat

Geez you're not helping us to be able to defend you there sonny.

[Possum]

You knob

Fitting a central locking system?

dont forget the lecky windows !!

Buying a Blue Heeler and a bit chain ?

Cheaper and more obedient than a missus, live for 15 years max and I can hang the spare key from his colar

Get a female bluey.. they're more effective