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Dumb oh crap moments

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Tuesday I was at Bunnings and in all the rush after loading half the store into the left side of the ute I locked the keys in the car, oh crap :roll: :oops:

Found some plastic packing strap, no good, bought some wire and again no good and was starting to mark the paint so gave up, damn it, called locksmith who took 2 mins to make a key and $66. Priceless. :D

So now I have this extra spare key that opens the door, i think the smart thing to do here is hide it outside the vehicle somewhere right, yep I get home and forget to do it.


Yesterday day I am at Woollies etc, same scenario loading the ute left side and I close the door, oh shite :roll: you guessed it, keys on the seat and a locked the door :oops: :roll:
You know what, that key that the locksmith had made, it is in the ashtray of all places, you idiot I was telling myself. :x

So I settled myself and realised the door hadnt completely shut, ah ha might be in with a chance, tried wire trick again...fail...bugga i will have to cab it home and get the spare, so after resigning myself to this plan and about to dial a cab I give the left door a shove to close it properly and up came the lock button...you bloody buewdy :D followed by I am such a dumb ass :lol:

You know what, I did it again this morning making it 3 days in a row, fortunately I didn't lock the door this time, dunno what it is with this habit of tossing keys on the seat but thats gotta stop ffs

Guess what I am doing today? ;)


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Jonno wrote: Guess what I am doing today? ;)
Taking the doors off the car?
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Locking your keys in the car again??????



Getting a magnetic key holder to stick the key to the underside of the ute???


Drinking yourself into a stupor for being such a tool, not once, not twice.....but 3 times?????



:lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Good onya Jonno!
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:lol: you dope

The locksmith can just "MAKE A KEY" :shock: ?
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Strika wrote:Locking your keys in the car again??????



Getting a magnetic key holder to stick the key to the underside of the ute???


Drinking yourself into a stupor for being such a tool, not once, not twice.....but 3 times?????



:lol: :lol:
I was going to say smashing all your windows out......

Stop locking the door. If someone wants it they'll get it anyway.
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Hmmmm....what to say......
Fuckwit!!! :lol:
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dutchy wrote:
Jonno wrote: Guess what I am doing today? ;)
Taking the doors off the car?
Just take the windows out & weld it shut..................Dukes of hazard style new_scrambles.gif

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I believe the technical term is that you are suffering from CRAFT disease, which is common at your age :P :kuda:
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Jonno wrote:............

Guess what I am doing today? ;)
simple mate

get on the pharkin bike and off ya go
can't lock ya keys in that :twisted:
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Strika wrote: Drinking yourself into a stupor for being such a tool, not once, not twice.....but 3 times????? :lol:
Yep i will get drunked 3 times which also means getting sober :lol:
tim wrote: The locksmith can just "MAKE A KEY" :shock: ?
He looked at the key through the window and 2 mins later he had a key cut and worked first go :shock:
MickLC wrote:I believe the technical term is that you are suffering from CRAFT disease, which is common at your age :P :kuda:
You seem to know alot about this, but you forgot why you know right? :P

(Random google search)
CRAFT Disease
When you are always forgetting things or in other words you "Can't Remember A F*@king Thing".
I can't remember where I left my keys, I think I'm getting CRAFT Disease.
i.e. forgetful, dunse memory, brain dead fried
seiko1 wrote:Hmmmm....what to say......
Fuckwit!!! :lol:
Sticks n stones mofo :P
Smitty wrote: can't lock ya keys in that :twisted:
I have proved your theory wrong, locked the keys under pillion seat :lol:
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Jonno wrote:
MickLC wrote:I believe the technical term is that you are suffering from CRAFT disease, which is common at your age :P :kuda:
You seem to know alot about this, but you forgot why you know right? :P

(Random google search)
CRAFT Disease
When you are always forgetting things or in other words you "Can't Remember A F*@king Thing".
I can't remember where I left my keys, I think I'm getting CRAFT Disease.
i.e. forgetful, dunse memory, brain dead fried
Funnily enough, it was a medical specialist who first told me about CRAFT disease....I can't remember his name though :lol:
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Thats why you should always take the missus with ya :roll: and make her stay in the ute till you get back ;)
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Jonno wrote: Guess what I am doing today? ;)
Fitting a central locking system?
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Jonno wrote:Guess what I am doing today?
Buying a Blue Heeler and a bit chain ?
Ummmm let me see
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