Chaos ensued.
I was in a sixty zone and saw him coming from my right side. I hit the brakes but would have been lucky to maybe be doing about forty when we kissed. He took the front of the bike with him kicking me into something of a highside. I was clear enough for the bike to just land on my right foot and then after that I rolled over backwards.
There are houses on that right side where he came from so he must have been enjoying some nice lawn from someones nature strip. While we're discussing these houses...I.... (the bike) landed with a massive crack. Even I know the bang must've echoed over the hills. Thanks to all of you MUTHFARKAS that thought it must've been more worthwhile to not pay attention. Special thanks to the prick in the ute who drove past after I got my bike back on its feet (still facing the opposite direction that it should have been) and while I was still sitting on the side of the road recovering.
If I was thinking straight at the time I would have jotted down your rego and made sure I came over for a little chat.
Brand new Shark helmet.........rat shit
Aldi textile pants (2009?) not a mark,still good
Aldi winter gloves (same vintage) not a mark, still good
Aldi tourer boot (same vintage) left boot fine, right boot fubar.
Dri rider climate control.......couple of scuffs and little rips, still good
Rider, sore right foot. very minor elbow and hip grazing, other than that I'll be waiting to see how I pull up tomorrow.
Bike yet to be thoroughly inspected. Right side is toast. Right rearset broke. Front brake lever broke. ducktail looks ok but I think thats mainly because the exhaust valiantly jumped in the way. Insurance? Not for this (enquiries pending), but with luck the gear might still be covered. Photo's to come tomorrow.
If your worried about the roo, I have no idea where the bastard went.
