How did you know I called my ballsack Oskar????Tack wrote:"She said I was cute, small and wrinkly so he named me after his best bit"

How about..............."I wish my owner would grow some balls and lean the fucker!"
or.........."I'm not fat....it's just my winter coat"
or.........."eight puppies, nine nipples.....and I only have one mouth"
or.........."if I sleep long enough, I might grow into this coat"
or.........."Yeah...I might look cute now.....but just wait till I chew up your new Alpine star leathers"