KSRC Dating Service

[kevindinho]

Also i ask you nearly every time i see you if you want to ride on the weekend, each time you say your busy.....
Just because i ride a Yamaha! Your Brand-cist!

Where is Aunty Cath? Tims being a bully

[Jonno]

Tread carefully if your prospective partner rides anything other than a kwaka and has no desire to buy one.

LOL tim your on crack bro

I can tell you from real experience heed this advice

There was a public debate on this very subject on this forum somewhere..

[seiko1]

All the singles on KSRC are in Billy's lounge.....and have wheels not legs

[photomike666]

Just for the crack

1. Favourite colour? Lime Blue

2. If you were a motorbike what type would you be? A Ducati because my clutch rattles

3. Who would be your owner? The minister of war & finance

4. Mental age? 16

5. Hobbies, interests and fetishes. Fast cars, fast bike & fast women

6. What do you think about when waiting for a bus a train or stuck in traffic? Cameltoe

7. What do you look for in a prospective partners motorbike? Model? Age? Condition? Bling? Places to cut the brake lines

8. Ideal date? 11/02/2011

9. What is your favourite part of your body and why? The adrenal gland

10. Do you squeeze toothpaste from the middle or end of the tube? Full fist

11. What's the best thing about being single? No one complains about the soggy spot

12. If you were able to own any 3 motorbikes what would you choose? Ones with hot chicks on

13. What's your job? dirty old man (trainee)

14. Criminal record? If your partner had one what would you like it to be for? FMD, necrophelia

15. How can you tell if someone likes you? They swallow

[Supafrog]

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