Mikey's FUN HOUSE! NWS

[Mikey84]

This is a real sign, real advertising... BIG SPELLING MISTAKE!
Billboard on cnr Beaudesert and Granard Rds, Rocklea, Qld. Australia .

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Just as well I don't eat Maccas!!!!!!!

[Ratmick]

Is that the famous 'Black Anus' or 'Angry Anus'?

...either way it'll taste like shit.

Mick

[Mikey84]

unsure mick, but i know its a little bit fancy!

[shinya56]

someone had a few 4xxxx gold

[Reedy]

Here's some for ya Mikey

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_q ... itute&aq=f

models one is great.

[Mikey84]

Here's some for ya Mikey

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_q ... itute&aq=f

models one is great.

gotta love a good blonde

[Mikey84]

[Mikey84]

[swearbear9r]

This is a real sign, real advertising... BIG SPELLING MISTAKE!
Billboard on cnr Beaudesert and Granard Rds, Rocklea, Qld. Australia .

image0011.jpg

Just as well I don't eat Maccas!!!!!!!

OI mister i have seen u go through the drive through on ya bike at macas lol........ DONT lie lol

[Mikey84]

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Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, "So y'all want to be cops, huh?"

The blonds all nodded.

The detective got up, opened a file drawer, and pulled out a folder. Sitting back down, he opened it, pulled out a picture, and said, "To be a detective, you have to be able to detect. You must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities like scars and so forth."

So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and withdrew it after about two seconds. "Now," he said, "did you notice any distinguishing features about this man?"

The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did. He has only one eye!"

The detective shook his head and said, "Of course he has only one eye in this picture! It's a profile of his face! You're dismissed!"

The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office.

The detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the photo in her face for a couple seconds, pulled it back, and said, "What about you? Notice anything unusual or outstanding about this man?"

"Yes! He only has one ear!"

The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, "Didn't you hear what I just told the other lady? This is a profile of the man's face! Of course you can only see one ear! You're excused, too!"

The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office.

The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and said, "This is probably a waste of time, but ..." He flashed the photo in her face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying, "All right, did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about this man?"

The blonde said, "I sure did. This man wears a contact lens." The detective raised his eyebrows, took another look at the picture, and began looking at some of the papers in the folder. He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled expression and said,

"You're absolutely right! His bio says he wears contacts! How in the world could you tell that by looking at his picture?"

The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Well, Hellooooooooooooo! With only one eye and one ear, he certainly can't wear glasses."

[Mikey84]

A pilot at low level has no control over his aircraft.


It narrowly misses a crowd gathered for the air show

and slams into four buildings.



One can only imagine the horror of the occupants

inside those buildings.

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[dutchy]

A pilot at low level has no control over his aircraft.


It narrowly misses a crowd gathered for the air show

and slams into four buildings.



One can only imagine the horror of the occupants

inside those buildings.

Thats gold!!

[Mikey84]

Last night i found a young homeless girl hidden amomgst the bins. She was dirty and smelled terrible, but i knew under that grime was a pretty girl. I took her in and bathed her, as i towled her down i became aroused. One thing led to another and before i knew it i was frantically fucking her on the bathroom floor........at one point i was banging her so hard that you'd have thought she was still alive.

[Mikey84]

ALL GIRL BIKER BAR


An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'


The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.


In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

[ZXRJed]

THREE DOGS AT THE VET...

Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they
struck up a conversation. The Black Labrador turned to the yellow Labrador
and said " So why are you here ? "
The yellow Lab replied, " I'm a pisser. I piss on everything....the
sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."
The black Lab said, " So what?s the vet going to do ? "
" Gonna cut my nuts off " came the reply from the yellow Lab.
"They reckon it'll calm me down."
The Yellow Lab then turned to the Black Lab and asked " why are you here ?"
The Black Lab said, " I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the
carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owners' couch."
" So what are they going to do to you ? " the Yellow Lab inquired.
" Looks like I'm losing my nuts too," the dejected Black Lab said.
The Black Lab then turned to the Great Dane and asked, " Why are you here?
" I'm a humper," said the Great Dane. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fence posts, whatever. I want to hump
everything I see."
Yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to
dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and started hammering away."
The Black and the Yellow Labs exchanged a sad glance and said, " So, it's nuts off for you too, huh ?"
The Great Dane said, " No, apparently I'm here to get my nails clipped! "