Mikey, HTFU and use the trip meter, that's why you have one

And slap a thread in the intro section, the natives here tend to get restless if you get all involved without an intro. Last but not least, if you need a translation for HTFU pm or email me, or just read a few threads, it should become apparent soon enough

A good mate will bail you out of jail, a true mate will be sitting in the cell next to you saying "Damn, we fucked up!!!"