smart aussie

[wishbone]

A pom, a kiwi and an aussie got done for breaking the law in Singapore. The judge sentenced them to 20 lashes each, so off they went outside to recieve there punishment. When they got out there the man doing the lashing said to the three of them "i will let u have one request before u receive the lashes". The pom thinks for a minute.... "i request a pillow straped to my back". the man accepts his request and the pillow lasts for 10 lashes. The kiwi was next and requested 2 pillows, and it only last for 15 lashes. The aussie was next and the lashee said "i like aussie women so i will let u have 2 request". The aussie thinks for a minute..... I want 50 lashes. "wow i like your courage" said the lashee. "what is ur 2nd request". Strap the pom to my back!