Cricket teams touring the sub-continent have a saying - "happiness is a dry fart"
Farting Etiquette
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waynemorgan
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Re: Farting Etiquette
Etiquette - what is this "Etiquette" you speak of.....lol
Cricket teams touring the sub-continent have a saying - "happiness is a dry fart"
Cricket teams touring the sub-continent have a saying - "happiness is a dry fart"
I don't like the term insane - I prefer mentally hilarious!
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Re: Farting Etiquette
Gos , for farks sake don't you ever buy sparkies !!!!
Could end very badly mid corner as you 'back it in' while 'backing one out'
Could end very badly mid corner as you 'back it in' while 'backing one out'
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bwahahaha, this thread cracks me up.
Thanks Gos for the explanation.
Thanks Gos for the explanation.
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and we assume...plenty of practiceJennysc wrote:bwahahaha, this thread cracks me up.
Thanks Gos for the explanation.
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I hope you don't mean meSmitty wrote:and we assume...plenty of practiceJennysc wrote:bwahahaha, this thread cracks me up.
Thanks Gos for the explanation.
I don't fart, I just do "rectal ventriloquism" 
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Gold Gos! 
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Wow.
I had no idea that so many people had experienced the same thing.
I am also in love with this thread.
The next time I know I am going to have a pillion I am going to eat baked beans the morning before.
What good is a theory unless you can test it?
So, does anyone need a lift anywhere in Melbourne?
Consider me a free taxi.
I had no idea that so many people had experienced the same thing.
I am also in love with this thread.
The next time I know I am going to have a pillion I am going to eat baked beans the morning before.
What good is a theory unless you can test it?
So, does anyone need a lift anywhere in Melbourne?
Consider me a free taxi.
King Nicholas. Keeping it unreal.
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MadKaw wrote:The next shirt
KSRC - We tackle the important subjects that others are afraid too.!
KSRCsians ride so fast even their pillion wouldn't know they farted..
Gos, the masta farta...
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'Flatulance - the poor man's Corbin'
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If you have a female friend who minds you farting I would find a new one. And here I thought Aussies were the kind of rough and ready individuals that could handle any situation and here I read your worrying about a fart? Wow. The only time I hold it in is when I'm getting a B.J. Really spoils the mood. If you have a shot of Jim Beam and a beer all will become clear even a fart.
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I've discovered that Beer, Bacon and Eggs and Vodka and Orange make you Fart...............a lot
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gos you crack me up 
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Here at KSRC we attempt to 'soften' somewhat in the attempt of making us red blooded Aussie blokes a little more palatable to our fine Aussie ladies (the most beautiful women in the world of course ---- suck-grovel-crawloldman wrote:If you have a female friend who minds you farting I would find a new one. And here I thought Aussies were the kind of rough and ready individuals that could handle any situation and here I read your worrying about a fart? Wow. The only time I hold it in is when I'm getting a B.J. Really spoils the mood. If you have a shot of Jim Beam and a beer all will become clear even a fart.
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Oh dear lord no, i'm going to a bucks party that's ending in a bbq. that sounds exactly like what half of the guys there will be eating/drinking!seiko1 wrote:I've discovered that Beer, Bacon and Eggs and Vodka and Orange make you Fart...............a lot
If it hurts, you aren't doing it right.
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oldman wrote:If you have a female friend who minds you farting I would find a new one. And here I thought Aussies were the kind of rough and ready individuals that could handle any situation and here I read your worrying about a fart? Wow. The only time I hold it in is when I'm getting a B.J. Really spoils the mood. If you have a shot of Jim Beam and a beer all will become clear even a fart.
Haha!