goose of the week award

[craig]

i win this again.woopty f,,,33 doo left work early today take the fleet car, cos have to be at a station early monday
drive home lock up fleet car...go cruisin bike shops and the the odd "crime converters"in my old jallopy.... pick up a new pair of gloves get home and FUCK ME DEAD............NOOOOOOOOOOOO fleet car key ...must have pulled it out of my pocket somewhere!!!!! dropped on ground.....panics rings all bike shops and the 2 crime converters stores.
NOOOOOOOOOOO KEY..but thanks to those souls who took the trouble to check in their stores

now the trump card..... fuel card attached to key only needs a mileage to be mentioned. (and what servo jockey checks all vehicles to match card to car.....i'd say one in plenty) could be an expensive weekend

ring fleet care to report and they don't have a record of this vehicle having a card (now this is a big fleet its quassie gov.)

right panics over will resign self to a kick in the ass , some embarrasment and a lot of inconvenience to self and unfortunately others

shall now go and get shit faced

[Stace]

LMAO, After the c%#t of a week i've had that makes me feel a little less unfortunate. Only thing is i can;t bag you coz your a Vic member and not to far from me. So i shell shut my mouth.




Honestly do hope it turns up though. Check the benches in the shed in case you pit it down before heading in side

[craig]

bag away